Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. They all sing your least favorite song while you work with them.

I wish that my school would start later every single day.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, it’s a night shift.

I wish for a job. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, it's a night shift.

I wish for cash.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You get it from working night shifts. 

I wish for happy things. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. The things are obnoxiously gleeful and won't stop bothering you.

I wish for a chair.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Granted. it is on fire

I wish for a bowl of ramen noodles

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, its on fire.

I wish for a Coke.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted, it's fire. It is a column of fire.

I wish for a glass of water

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Freeze said:

Granted, it's fire. It is a column of fire.

I wish for a glass of water

Granted, it's boiling.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted.

I wish for Stormy to wish something.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. His wish is to murder you and he will track you down. 

I wish to be perfect in every way. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but since being perfect in everything is impossible, you disappear.

I wish for everyone to know about the paradox of being perfect in every way.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

Granted, but since being perfect in everything is impossible, you disappear.

I wish for everyone to know about the paradox of being perfect in every way.

Granted, but you can never speak of the paradox 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

The Nightwatcher is confused what you are wishing for, so she decides to give you a black sword that can talk, but everytime you draw it you have a 90% chance of dying

I wish to finish my stupid freaking science project

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Doom said:

The Nightwatcher is confused what you are wishing for, so she decides to give you a black sword that can talk, but everytime you draw it you have a 90% chance of dying

I wish to finish my stupid freaking science project

Granted, but you get a 0

I wish to take that little black sword

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, it runs you through.

I wish for to get break into movies (properly)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you can break into movie theaters every single time, but you get falsely accused of a murder and you receive a life sentence.

I wish to be able to edit texts in android/apple group chats.

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Invyzable

[AltonicKeys he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

I wish to be able to edit texts in android/apple group chats.

Granted. All edits are in tiny fine text under the original post, which is enlargened and highlighted.

I wish for industrial earplugs.

[strmblsd he/him]

grannted they have holes in them in just the perfect way to allow hearing

I wish for a completely normal girlfriend with no caveats no deaths no punishments to me or her or anyone we know just to have a girlfriend who loves me and spends time with me and laughs and jokes with me

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You get a book titled "completely normal girlfriend".

I wish for more time.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Owchhhh

Granted. You now do everything you do very poorly.

I wish for happiness! Again!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted! Again! You are now cursed to use exclamation points in every sentence! This applies to in-person speech, too!

I wish to be able to go to Dragonsteel

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted! You're a scud! 

I wish for normal punctuation! 

[strmblsd he/him]

3 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Granted! You're a scud! 

I wish for normal punctuation! 

granted but you can no longer use words longer than 5 letters

I wish for a banana and a orange

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

granted but you can no longer use words longer than 5 letters

I wish for a banana and a orange

I grant you wish. 

I want to die now. You are a scud head.