Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, instead of paparazzi, you are being streamed live across the world at all times.

I wish to be known, but not famous.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. You are infamous.

I wish for a TACO!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you now have a Talking, Animatronic, Cat of Orthodontics

I wish for my damaged saves to be repaired

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You permanently lose your eyebrows.

I wish for the ability to focus better.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, you lose the ability to not concentrate

I wish for the ability to retain knowledge better

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

4 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Granted, you lose the ability to not concentrate

I wish for the ability to retain knowledge better

Granted, but you can never gain it.

I wish for sushi

[strmblsd he/him]

granted everytime you come in contact with a woman they turn into sushi

i wish for a banana to work as a phone

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted they go extinct.

I wish it was still September.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted, you're stuck in a time loop comprising September 30. Also, every time you listen to any song other than September by Earth, Wind and Fire, you lose a random bone.

 

I wish that I could do something.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted you are now doing all of my school work. perfectly

i wish that this certain girl would be my girlfriend

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. She wants you for your money. 

I wish for some super cool power. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, a 200000000 megawatt charge passes through you.

I wish for a super cool ability.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Well played 

Granted. You can summon dead Dinos. Their life goal is to chew your bones. 

I wish for a cooookie 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Well played 

Granted. You can summon dead Dinos. Their life goal is to chew your bones. 

I wish for a cooookie 

I wish for extra (invincible) bones to give them.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

17 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I wish for extra (invincible) bones to give them.

Granted. They’re located in your body, next to all your major arteries. 

I wish for a magic rabbit. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Granted. They’re located in your body, next to all your major arteries. 

I wish for a magic rabbit. 

Granted, it’s in ur stomach. You ate it in ur sleep.

I wish for even MORE invincible bones that I can take out harmlessly.

Edited October 9, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted, it’s in ur stomach. You ate it in ur sleep.

I wish for even MORE invincible bones that I can take out harmlessly.

Granted. It requires Dino flesh purée to take them out. 

I wish I never had to go to school. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Granted. It requires Dino flesh purée to take them out. 

I wish I never had to go to school. 

Granted, there is a hurricane constantly outside ur house. 
(…)

I wish for something to blend my dinos.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it wants to blend you first.

I wish for a Time Machine.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Granted, it wants to blend you first.

I wish for a Time Machine.

Granted. It only works backward. On Dinos. 

I wish for a new car. 

[strmblsd he/him]

granted it was used for a crash test

i wish that i had access to full allomancy  and full feruchemy with unlimited access to metals with no negative effects on me whatsoever.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

13 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

granted it was used for a crash test

i wish that i had access to full allomancy  and full feruchemy with unlimited access to metals with no negative effects on me whatsoever.

Granted, u got it with hemalurgy and so can’t compound

I wish for an unlimited supply of lerasium, so I can injest it.

Edited October 9, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Injest isn't a word, so the lerasium is mixed with lead.

I wish for a different song to be stuck in my head.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Everything you write is romantic. Every word. 

I wish I could be at home rn t~t

SCUD YOU, YOU NINJA. 

Edited October 9, 2024 by The Halcyon Girl

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You teleport to your home and then it blows up.

I wish for the power to write faster about things I want to write about

Edited October 9, 2024 by Unintelligenius
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