Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. You now have eleven toes.

I wish for a high-end PC.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. It has a habit of literally sucking you into any video game you play and setting the difficulty to the highest setting.

I wish to be able to draw.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. In addition to drawing excellent pieces of art, you also draw every game you play, and you draw the attention of every spider within a kilometer of you.

I wish for waffles.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted but it's never waffle time

I wish for irl magic

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

2 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted but it's never waffle time

I wish for irl magic

It’s called sleight of hand
 

I wish for a gold coin

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You now are completely colorblind.

I wish for a fun, creature-oriented combo EDH deck that isn't unfair to play against.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Now that you have the perfect deck to play, you are no longer able to build new decks, or add new cards to your existing decks.

I wish for an extra 24 hours today.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Now it’s a double leap year, and every calendar is messed up. Any calendar you use in the future will somehow be a day off, even if you try to fix it.

I wish for my dog to quit trying to eat literally everything.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. Your dog is now a skeleton dog who doesn't eat at all.

I wish for a large, organic green cabbage, fresh from the garden.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are forever haunted by the souls of Cabbage Patch Kids.

I wish for the ability to perfectly frost cakes.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. You lose the ability to butter toast.

I wish for greater skill in knitting.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are only able to knit one very long scarf.

I wish for immunity against colds.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted. You lost your sense of smell.

I wish for a perfectly cooked ham.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are forever followed by the ghost of a vengeful pig.

I wish for a really comfortable pair of jeans.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. If only they were not covered in offensive statements and profanity. 

I wish for a snow day.

[Lunamor she/her]

(Man, looks like the spambots are using something like Chat-GPT now.)

14 hours ago, Faerie Braids said:

Granted. If only they were not covered in offensive statements and profanity. 

I wish for a snow day.

Granted. All water you attempt to drink freezes into unmeltable ice.

I wish for a very cute stuffed animal.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

33 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

(Man, looks like the spambots are using something like Chat-GPT now)

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I've seen a couple of them in the past few months. They make one post, maybe a few more, and then never come on the website again. And they're all formatted weirdly, like this one. The font is different, and there's the [Your Website's Name] thing. Kinda gives me the creeps.

 

35 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for a very cute stuffed animal.

Granted. It is not flame-resistant.

I wish for meat lovers pizza.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted, but all the meat is either overcooked  or undercooked.

I wish for a bag of sentient arms.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

51 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted, but all the meat is either overcooked  or undercooked.

I wish for a bag of sentient arms.

Nightblood

I wish for a bow and arrow

 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You have terrible aim.

I wish for a twin a year younger than me.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, you get the other twin as well. 
 

I wish for snow. 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It’s yellow.

I wish for a three dollar bill.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. Because there isn't a $3 bill in USD, nobody will accept it as payment. 

I wish for a puppy that loves me a normal amount. 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. Your lawn now randomly eats everything on top of it.

I wish for a plant

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. There's a plant...aka a spy, in your school or workplace. And you don't know who it is. 

I wish my lawn would only eat what I want it to eat.