Cinnamon Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted, you die. I wish for a bunch of Reese’s pieces (let’s try this again) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted, the Chocolate to Peanut butter ratio in all of them is skewed towards the peanut butter by a very large margin. I wish for candy without having to go door to door asking for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Yes, but you have to go to people's windows instead. I wish for a bunny army that I control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted. You are constantly on the run from foxes. I wish for the best pear in the universe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Okay. It's the best pear in the universe, but you have to donate it to charity. I wish for a copy of all of Brandon's future books (finished) to be teleported from the future to my house! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted. You get all of the writing of this one guy named Brandon James, a poor farmer in Kansas who writes sappy romance novels. I wish for OoTS comics to be written faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 2 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: Granted, the Chocolate to Peanut butter ratio in all of them is skewed towards the peanut butter by a very large margin. reese's pieces have no chocolate anyway. That is why I can eat them. 22 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: Granted. You get all of the writing of this one guy named Brandon James, a poor farmer in Kansas who writes sappy romance novels. I wish for OoTS comics to be written faster. Granted. you now have no clue what that is. I wish for my book to be finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 It's finished, but it was finished by Brandon James. I wish I could fly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted, you become a fly. I wish for potatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted, you get them during the Irish Potato Famine and are forced to give them up. I wish for tLM prerelease chapters to come out more regularly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Okay. They're all terrible becuse you forced Brandon to write faster. (And I know it's done. Just... forget that.) I wish for Radiant powers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Granted. you have no access to Stormlight I wish for Stormlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 You get stormlight, but it's in a cracked gemstone. I wish for POwEr! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Granted, but your spiritweb cannot handle it, and your conscience shatters into infinitesimal pieces. I wish for a pet baby chicken that stays a cute, fluffy baby forever! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 It is a cute chick, but it pecks your eyes out and is really mean. I wish for Baker's Chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 8 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: Granted, the Chocolate to Peanut butter ratio in all of them is skewed towards the peanut butter by a very large margin. That’s not a bane! Yippee I love peanut butter! Also Reese’s peices are the ones that look like MnMs so they don’t have chocolate. 1 hour ago, Rabbit Unmade said: I wish for Baker's Chocolate. Granted, whenever you eat you have an overwhelming bout of uncontrollable smelly flatulence. I wish to … bond to a spren *already imagining the terrible things that might happen* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 (MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAA-) Granted! You've bonded a Deathspren. Goodbye! I wish for an amazingly amazing amulet that keeps me safe from the Nightwatcher's Banes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Granted, unfortunately, Lift stole all the existing amazing amazingness, and so the amulet did not work. I wish that I could be less introverted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 8 hours ago, Telrao said: Granted, unfortunately, Lift stole all the existing amazing amazingness, and so the amulet did not work. I wish that I could be less introverted. Okay, but you still half half of it and most people now avoid you. I wish for sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Granted. you still feel tired. I wish to have mods IRL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Okay, but they moderate EveYTHinG! (That's what you meant, right? Moderators?) I wish for pineapple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Okay, you are a pineapple now. I wish for a pet rabbit that is not dead and not really sick or injured. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Okay, you get a rabbit, but it eats you. I wish for the inability to become sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Granted. you get poisoned. I wish for timespace manipulation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Granted, but you can't get out of the black hole you made. I wish for sand to turn into puppies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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