EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. Hoid is never there, and leaves nothing there. Also, I'm already dead, so Hoid can't kill me. I wish for Hoid to help me Separate the harmonium without knowing who I am.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. Hoid now has the dawnshard of Separation. Your bane is he can NEVER split banes from boons. I wish for a full functioning bactatank.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. You are allergic to it. I wish to no longer have to deal with Hoid.
Some Random Spren he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 granted. you do not need to deal with Hoid. you are still stuck with Harmonium. I wish for the Dawnshard of Change.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Some Random Spren said: granted. you do not need to deal with Hoid. you are still stuck with Harmonium. Ah, but I had gotten it split before. Granted. You are frozen in place I wish for a Quarkbeast.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. TLT becomes REAL and you are not a narrator I wish to be able to tame any animal
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. TLT becomes REAL and you are not a narrator But I am a ghost. Granted, you are being beat up by mechanical angry birds, which, not being animals, you cannot tame. I wish to be able to move around TLT
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted, but now all the Selffalfrednahgs are sneezing like crazy, meaning lots of planets are blowing up, including the one you are standing on. I wish that I could have a friendly Selffalfrednahg who could control it's sneezes expertly.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. It is now so allergic that it will destroy every planet within a week. I wish to have all the godmetals.
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted, you have lice forever I wish for Mt. Dew
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted, you are on a mountain with dew on it now named Mt. Dew. Your bane is that kesier is real, has read your username, and is coming for you. I wish for MORE CATS.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. Read the Accellerati Trillogy, and what happened to the crazy cat lady now happens to you. I wish for anti-lice soap.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted, but it attracts tarantulas. I wish that tarantulas had the size, intelligence, and personality of dogs, and that everyone in the universe treated them in the same way that dogs are treated.
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. Tarantulas also gain highly venomous spines that look identical to their fur stuff and kill humans with a prick. I wish for money.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted, you cannot spend it. I wish for humans to be immune to tarantula venom.
NameIess Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. Humans are immune. Tarantulas gain an appetite for human flesh. I wish for more money.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. You now have the curse of Tantalus but for money. I wish to have the best memory ever.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. You have a photographic memory, but can still never remember stuff when you want to. I wish the tarantulas did not have an appetite for any meat besides insects.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. They kill of all the insects and die off of starvation. You are now reincarnated as a chair. I wish to be able to remember what I want to when I want to.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 21 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. They kill of all the insects and die off of starvation. You are now reincarnated as a chair. I wish to be able to remember what I want to when I want to. Granted. You have an unkeyd copermind. I wish for the chair to be burnt.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. Your ashes are used to grow a tree and you are now that tree. I wish to have the capacity to save others.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 2, 2022 Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. You feel hopeless whenever you fail to save someone, which is often. I wish to be able to bilocate
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted June 3, 2022 Posted June 3, 2022 Granted, but only when there's a full moon I wish for an electric cello
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted June 3, 2022 Posted June 3, 2022 Granted, You do not have the programing skill to make it work I wish to bilocate whenever I wish.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 3, 2022 Posted June 3, 2022 GRANTED. You now will always be one penny short when buying anything of great importance to you. I wish for more great board games to come out.
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