Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[NameIess]

Granted. You will periodically have a flashing neon sign appear in front of you that reads: “you just lost the game”

I wish for the ability to remember and forget everything that I want to.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you are a copper ferring. Bane: you are allergic to copper

I wish to be a time-shaping turtle

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now Oogway, but you are also dead. Your bane is that you have a really bad memory

I wish to not have to Siiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnggg

For the movie was Goooooooooooooddd

But I tire of being a one man show chooooooiiiiiirrrrrrrr.

[NameIess]

Granted. You must speak in Shakespearean English.
 

I wish for a flying car.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Thy wish be my command. Thy bane shall be to forever sing in threes

I wis't to halt speaking this lanuage

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, now you speak the same language as Spook, so no one can understand you

I wish to never be hungry again

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted. Your bane is, you still need food.

I wish for better memory.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Your money is slightly cleaner than it was before in cash form.

I wish for a jet ski!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

31 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Granted. Your money is slightly cleaner than it was before in cash form.

okaaay?

32 minutes ago, Sequence said:

I wish for a jet ski!

Granted, gas is outrageously expensive.

I wish to be a Verne-type hero.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

okaaay?

Yeah, technically the money is "better" because it's not as gross looking as most dollar bills are 

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I wish to be a Verne-type hero.

Granted. Your legs fall off.

I wish for some good sushi.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

18 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Yeah, technically the money is "better" because it's not as gross looking as most dollar bills are 

I said memory. You gave me that, then shiny money.

18 minutes ago, Sequence said:

I wish for some good sushi.

Granted. You are now a fish

I wish for the ability to regrow limbs

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted.

Wasing the wanting notting the speaking this language.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I said memory

...storms

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

7 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted.

Wasing the wanting notting the speaking this language.

granted. as you gave me no bane, your bane is an unsettled feeling

I wish to speak all languages fluently

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You constantly see fades in the shadows.

I wish to be able to travel anywhere using light and shadows.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, but it is as fast as walking.

I wish to know what fades are.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted, go read the WoT. Your bane is you are the shakespearan arrow from the trials of apolo

I wish to be able to transform into any monster from the Monster Hunter series.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted. you can no longer play video games

I wish to return to my original form.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You can't live on earth

I wish to have weapons from video games to protect myself from the monsters.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, but they need a ridiculous amout of charge

I am not alive, so I can be on earth as much as I want.

I wish to be a bondsmith

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, the universe has a stroke.

I wish for world peace ;-;

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, everyone falls asleep at the same time, except you. when they wake up, you are blamed and everyone is united against you.

I wish for a stable perpendicularity.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now Odium's champion

I wish to be able to change history

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. Butterfly effect takes place and you are in danger of erasing yourself.

I wish to smack odium over the head.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you get incinerated.

I wish for ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER!