Medium Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, his books are really short I wish to have the time to write. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, the shard doesn't exist anymore. I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich with chik-fil-a sauce, red onion and pepperjack cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted. The nighwatcher takes pity on your pathetic wish and decides to forgo a bane at the moment. I wish for someone to do all my homework for me ;-; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, it is a newborn and they get it all wrong. I wish for a giant bag of cheezits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, but it is white cheddar cheezits I wish to be a ninja 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 except I like white cheddar cheezits... granted, thirty hundred people ninja you. I wish for zig and sharks to have never existed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: except I like white cheddar cheezits... I am extremely disappointed in you Granted, but your computer that you wrote that on explodes in your face, singing your eyebrows. You lose your computer and your eyebrows permanently I wish for 10 boxes of pepperoni pizza just to myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Just now, Primeval Chaos said: I am extremely disappointed in you too bad. Granted, it's frozen pizza and not the good kind. I wish for more people to read LotR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, they all ship Frodo and Sauron I wish for a chicken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 granted, it's a void bringer. I wish for a spren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I wish for a spren. Granted. You get an anticipationspen. It follows you everywhere. I wish for a piece of gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted. It's fake I wish for a REAL piece of Electrum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 granted, you aren't a misting or a mistborn. I wish for a bead of lerasium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 granted, Leras laughs at you from the Beyond. I wish to meet Vin in person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Granted, you meet her corpse. I wish for a million breaths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 12 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Granted, you meet her corpse. I wish for a million breaths. Granted, you get turned into a lifeless using an extremely inefficient old command I wish for a mistcloak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, it's made from itchy wool I wish for a delicious cookie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, but it rots all of your teeth out and you can only watch Twilight now I wish for money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, it's worth the lowest in the Global Exchange Rate. I wish for a salamander. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted you get $100,000,000, but as you buy something with it you get arrested for trying to use counterfeit money and you die alone and sad in the deep dank dark slimy pit of the prison that you spend the rest of your life in. I wish to have 100000 IQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 granted, you are the poorest person in the universe. I wish for a slice of cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 (edited) Granted. The slice of cheese Awakens and eats you from the inside out. I wish for the people around me to be smart for the first time in their lives. (For context, I'm playing D&D with a bunch of 6th graders right now.) Edited March 24, 2022 by Voidspawn context 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, six hundred people become dumber across the world, most of them are either famous actors, politicians or world leaders. I wish for a large cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, it's a completely ordinary not-at-all spiked cookie. Now you can't give it to some poor unexpecting soul, and just have to eat it. I wish for what I'm thinking about at the current moment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Granted, you die seconds before it comes true. I wish for MAGIC! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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