Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Going_North_cal]

Granted. It hates you :]

I wish for a diploma at 15

Edited March 22, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

You gonna make a wish?

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

20 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Granted. It hates you :]

I wish for a diploma at 15

Granted, but it's a degree in critical race theory 

So it's useless

I wish for good grades

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, your parents are dissapointed that you stay inside studying all day. They tell you to get a life.

I wish for parents that don't care what I did.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, they don't love you and don't care for your safety.

I wish for awesomeness.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, you have to keep eating.

I wish to have a grip on my emotions.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, your bane is that everyone hates you know and it all starts over.

I wish for complete control of the universe!

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, you get to live in a lamp for eternity.

I wish for no bane.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, the universe implodes.

I wish for a broken sack filled with moldy cheese.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, the smell sticks to your body and no one wants to be near you.

I wish for Bob.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted your hair looks like your neighbor named bob, your bane is that every time you try to cut it or it grows it goes back to the amazing state of looking like bob.

I wish for a nice sword.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, it only wants to kill good people.

I wish to be the vessel for the shard of Cultivation.

Edited March 23, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you go insane and cultivate evil schemes. 

I wish for the ability to make Brandon write faster and better.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, his books are really short

I wish to have the time to write.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, the shard doesn't exist anymore.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich with chik-fil-a sauce, red onion and pepperjack cheese.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Granted. The nighwatcher takes pity on your pathetic wish and decides to forgo a bane at the moment.

I wish for someone to do all my homework for me ;-;

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, it is a newborn and they get it all wrong.

I wish for a giant bag of cheezits.

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Granted, but it is white cheddar cheezits

I wish to be a ninja

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

except I like white cheddar cheezits...

granted, thirty hundred people ninja you.

I wish for zig and sharks to have never existed.

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

4 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

except I like white cheddar cheezits...

I am extremely disappointed in you

 

Granted, but your computer that you wrote that on explodes in your face, singing your eyebrows. You lose your computer and your eyebrows permanently

I wish for 10 boxes of pepperoni pizza just to myself

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Primeval Chaos said:

I am extremely disappointed in you

too bad.

Granted, it's frozen pizza and not the good kind.

I wish for more people to read LotR.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, they all ship Frodo and Sauron

I wish for a chicken

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, it's a void bringer.

I wish for a spren.

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I wish for a spren.

Granted. You get an anticipationspen. It follows you everywhere.

I wish for a piece of gold.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted. It's fake

I wish for a REAL piece of Electrum.