Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you are killed by someone in a bridge four hoodie named Thaidakar.

I wish for a sack full of cheese.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. You get a second sack of cheese, too.

I wish to be Brandon Sanderson.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, but you can't write.

I wish for eight million dollars!

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Granted, but you can only spend it at the Dollar Tree (Dollar general, all places like that)

I wish to live in Urithiru. 

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, it's under Fused control and you're a Radiant of the 3rd Ideal.

I wish for my friend to be cooler than she already is.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, your friend is super cool and overshadows you, you feel like you can't be around them anymore.

I wish for a cool nickname.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, it's Jerkface

I wish for better headphones

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you lose all of your other technology.

I wish to have my own pocket dimension

 

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, you now know the exact dimensions of your pocket without having to measure it

i wish to have telekinesis

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Granted, but it only works on the person that you hate the most.

 

I wish for $10.27

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, it's in Monopoly money.

I wish for Brandon's next hundred books he releases.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted they fall on your head killing you

I wish for a bead of pure lerasium

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you choke on it and die.

I wish for Veggie tales.

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Granted, but “Barbara Manatee” will play nonstop in your head for the rest of your life.

I wish to personally know Thaidakar.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, he steals all your cookies and runs away

I wish for a snack cause I'm hungry 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 hour ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, he steals all your cookies and runs away

I wish for a snack cause I'm hungry 

honestly that would probably happen.

Granted it's a spiked cookie.

I wish for the alley verse to be fully active again.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted, it's active with trolls

i wish for a stick

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, it doesn't want to be fire.

I wish for cheese. 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. It's Casu Marzu cheese.

I wish forum games were more active.

Edited March 21, 2022 by Robin Sedai

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted, the forum games on reddit are more active

I wish for infinite cheese after brandon's statement that it blocks shardblade

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but Shardblades still don't exist in real life.

I wish for my friend to subtly and easily find out that I like them, instead of it being awkward.

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Granted, but you now have to move to Alaska without them.

I wish for another set of eyeballs

 

 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, they are on the bottom of your feet

I wish for chocolate 

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, you get the greatest chocolate you can think of

it went off last month

i wish for in-date chocolate

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Granted. It's the worst kind of chocolate you've ever had. It tastes kind of like toilet cleaner.

I wish for a pet cat