Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 13, 2022 Report Share Posted March 13, 2022 Granted, but it can only teleport you (with the portals that Dr. Strange uses) to your middle school, the place of horrors I wish for parents that love me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, the bane is that you randomly lose your phone i wish for infinite stormlight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted. You're not a Surgebinder. I wish for the ability to create eggs out of thin air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted! They are basilisk eggs. You turn to stone, and am partially responsible for wiping out all humanity. I wish for a VPN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, your favorite person on the planet forgets you exist. I wish for a slice of moldy cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted. I tastes quite good. Your tongue falls out. I wish for a laser-sighted heat-seeking Investiture missile launcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, you have a cape and you go with it. I wish to be a shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted. You are now a shard of glass. Your bane is that you are about to be melted. I wish for a cool scar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, it is from all the people you love dying. I wish for CHEESE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted. An asteroid made of cheese crashes into your front lawn. However, you now detest cheese I wish for the ability to fly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, you can fly it a very very VERY slow pace, a mile per year. I wish for the ability to write really well and really fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted! You forget how to write, speak, or read English. It has been replaced with Aonic I wish for infinite money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 granted, you are killed by someone in a bridge four hoodie named Thaidakar. I wish for a sack full of cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted. You get a second sack of cheese, too. I wish to be Brandon Sanderson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Granted, but you can't write. I wish for eight million dollars! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddie The Survivor Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted, but you can only spend it at the Dollar Tree (Dollar general, all places like that) I wish to live in Urithiru. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted, it's under Fused control and you're a Radiant of the 3rd Ideal. I wish for my friend to be cooler than she already is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted, your friend is super cool and overshadows you, you feel like you can't be around them anymore. I wish for a cool nickname. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted, it's Jerkface I wish for better headphones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Granted, you lose all of your other technology. I wish to have my own pocket dimension 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 granted, you now know the exact dimensions of your pocket without having to measure it i wish to have telekinesis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Granted, but it only works on the person that you hate the most. I wish for $10.27 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Granted, it's in Monopoly money. I wish for Brandon's next hundred books he releases. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Granted they fall on your head killing you I wish for a bead of pure lerasium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 granted, you choke on it and die. I wish for Veggie tales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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