Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. 

WARNING: Sad times ahead

Spoiler

You love it with all of your heart for two years, and it loves you back. One fateful day, its playing around in the yard, when a car comes driving down the street. Excited, the axehound runs out to the car. The driver does not see it, and you watch in terror as your axehound is run over. The car drives on. You rush out to it's limp form. It's still alive, but you can tell it won't be for much longer. You hold it in your arms as it breaths it's final quivering breaths. The memory never leaves you.

I wish for a piece of solid sunshine.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, it is as big as the sun, you die from suffocation and the heat.

I wish for swag boxes. SWAG BOXES.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted but suddenly all your money disappears.

I wish for the swag boxes for free

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, Thaidakar rejoices and thanks you a billion times, your bane is that Brandon hates you.

I wish for books.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you get multiple copies of My Antonia, the most boring book in existence

I wish for new glasses 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, they are broken, but also new because they were made yesterday but broken by the delivery guy.

I wish for a salamander army to go against the above.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Granted. But whenever you feel like you are in danger, your legs fall off.

 

I wish for 620 dollars and all the time in the world.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. The $620 are covered in mold spores, which you breath in upon getting the money. The mold grows, and you turn into a tree.

I wish for Blue Birds.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you get 6 billion for every human on the planet. you have officially smothered every human being.

I wish for the movie Ron's gone wrong never existed.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, now it's Ran's Been Banned

I wish for an iPad 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, it is a really crappy one.

I wish for a new tv.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, it's a really crappy one

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets a time loop every few seconds.

I wish for one of those sling rings from Dr Strange.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it can only teleport you (with the portals that Dr. Strange uses) to your middle school, the place of horrors

I wish for parents that love me

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, the bane is that you randomly lose your phone

i wish for infinite stormlight

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You're not a Surgebinder.

I wish for the ability to create eggs out of thin air.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted! They are basilisk eggs. You turn to stone, and am partially responsible for wiping out all humanity.

I wish for a VPN.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, your favorite person on the planet forgets you exist.

I wish for a slice of moldy cheese.

[NameIess]

Granted. I tastes quite good. Your tongue falls out.

I wish for a laser-sighted heat-seeking Investiture missile launcher.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you have a cape and you go with it.

I wish to be a shard.

[NameIess]

Granted. You are now a shard of glass. Your bane is that you are about to be melted.

I wish for a cool scar.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, it is from all the people you love dying.

I wish for CHEESE.

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Granted. An asteroid made of cheese crashes into your front lawn. However, you now detest cheese

I wish for the ability to fly

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you can fly it a very very VERY slow pace, a mile per year.

I wish for the ability to write really well and really fast.

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Granted! You forget how to write, speak, or read English. It has been replaced with Aonic

I wish for infinite money