Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. It appears in your stomach, so you never get to taste it.

I wish for the ability to inhale metal with no ill side effects.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

Granted. It appears in your stomach, so you never get to taste it.

I wish for the ability to inhale metal with no ill side effects.

Granted. The main effect is extreme pain.

I wish that I will be smart.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted you are so smart that you end up being stupid again.

I wish to be a shard of Adonalsium

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. Adonalsium is an insect. You end up being the severed leg of a cockroach.

I wish to be a Fullborn.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you are on Braize and there are no metals there.

I wish have thousands of breaths.

[NameIess]

Granted. You have three thousand breaths. Your bane is that you have three thousand breaths left before you die.

I wish for an awakened arm bracer.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted it insults you until you die (natural, unnatural, suicide)

I wish for lunch (im hungry)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, everyone gets lunch

 

except you

 

I wish for some chocolate

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. It's 100% cacao baking chocolate.

I wish for a beandog.

[2EmLee2]

Granted. Gets a mass-produced, self-absorbed robotic cat named "Beandog"

I wish for another wish that comes with no boon.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but the wish has to be the start of WWIII

 

I wish for sleep

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you get two minutes of sleep for the rest of your life.

I wish for unlimited time to watch YouTube or do the shard.

[2EmLee2]

Granted, but you can never eat anything again or gain sustenance in any other way.

I wish for the cure to food intolerances.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted all other cures are invalid.

I wish for knowledge of all cosmere content past present future.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You have it, but can't quite remember it.

I wish for a bowl of slightly expired enchilada sauce.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, it is covered in furry mold that looks alive. 

I wish for power over life and death.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. You have the choice to kill yourself with a thought.

I wish the number 2 didn't exist.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted you know have three of everything, hearts, lungs, heads, minds, hands, fingers, thoughts and MORE

I wish for no boon.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Your bane is that you got a boon. It's an old sausage.

I wish for a new sausage.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, it is made out of tofu and 100 onions.

I wish for the capacity to save the world.

[2EmLee2]

Granted, but you now look/act/feel like an old person.

I wish for the ability to brag without it seeming like bragging.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. It seems like boasting. Really annoying, obnoxious, in-your-face boasting.

I wish for toast with strawberry jam.

[2EmLee2]

Granted. You get two giant pieces of toast slathered with the perfect amount of jam. Your bane is that the pieces of toast are so big they cause the earth to spin out of orbit and crash into the Sun.

I wish for the ability to know the contents of an entire book with a single touch.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you forget everything you know once you touch the books.

I wish to rule the world justly.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but everyone hates you, there is a revolution, and you are beheaded. 

I wish for a cool sweatshirt