Lunamor Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 There are currently 5 dormant viruses that could eradicate the world’s population in less than a week. They are lying low because Chuck Norris does not like competition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 When the cops pull Chuck Norris over, they try to talk their way out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look both ways for Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 Math was invented by Chuck Norris as a body-count system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 7 hours ago, Lunamor said: When Chuck Norris gets in a car crash the air bags do not save Chuck Norris, they save the car. This would be true, if any cars were brave enough to crash into Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 Chuck Norris ties himself down at night to prevent himself from sleep-killing. When he kills, he wants to remember it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 When the Hulk gets really angry he turns into Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 Chuck Norris invented the car in order to give his victims the impression they could escape him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Chuck Norris once heard nothing could kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 When Chuck Norris was in school, his teacher assigned him an essay entitled "What is Courage?" He recived a 100 by turning in a blank paper with his name at the top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Chuck Norris can sled uphill. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Chuck Norris once picked up a stick. That stick was afterwards referred to by wizards as the Elder Wand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 I had a really good one that I didn’t write down and now I’ve forgotten it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 18 Author Report Share Posted March 18 29 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said: I had a really good one that I didn’t write down and now I’ve forgotten it. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the idea and now it’s obliterated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 12 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the idea and now it’s obliterated. Lol, he probably did. Chuck Norris is simultaneously the best and worst at Hacky Sack. He’s the best because the ball never hits the ground, but also the worse because you never see the ball again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Chuck Norris can win tic tac toe in 2 moves 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Chuck Norris once punched a guy so hard he hit the ground five minutes earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Chuck Norris can win a thumb war with his foot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 3 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult. because he is or because he already killed "no one" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Chuck Norris can pick apples from orange trees and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 21 Author Report Share Posted March 21 The song “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” was actually originally written about Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 My friend asked “who’s Chuck Norris” and then Chuck Norris appeared and roundhouse kicked her memory into alignment, causing her to remember who he was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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