Lunamor she/her Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Chuck Norris eats bullets for breakfast. You better not be around when he burps! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Kaladin can defeat a shardbearer with a spear. Chuck Norris can defeat Kaladin with his bare hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Chuck Norris can charge a cellphone by rubbing it against his beard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the nothing and the universe was born. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 There are three constants in the world: life, death and Chuck Norris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Time waits for no man except Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 (edited) Chuck Norris shattered Adonalsium, then thought the powers were too weak so he left them on a table somewhere Edited March 6 by WhyEverNot_8 I misspelled table… TABLE! (I’m ashamed of myself) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 We all know that the magic word is please. As in the sentence, 'Please don't kill me.' Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories around a campfire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Gravity is optional for Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 9 hours ago, Lunamor said: Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. In other words, Chuck Norris is the solution to the Fermi Paradox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 3 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: In other words, Chuck Norris is the solution to the Fermi Paradox. Or the cause. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 12 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: Or the cause. Is there really a difference? Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost the fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 6 Author Report Share Posted March 6 It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider he/him Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Chuck Norris Once decided to create an AI. He decided to call it "The Human Brain" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 And he was born with his motorcyclists license. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider he/him Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris has the world record for sitting still for 2 minute the fastest, at 1 minute, 43 seconds, and 72 miliseconds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 Chuck Norris can lick his elbow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 If Chuck Norris became the president, he would protect the Secret Service 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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