Chuck Norris Facts

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble

[Lord Spirit he/him]

When Rashek got the well of Ascension he found a note from Chuck Norris.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris Out-Pizza'd the Hut

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who"

[Lunamor she/her]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris does in fact use a stunt double, but only for crying scenes.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Chuck Norris gave Fleet a thumbs up as he passed him, for having maintained a lead until nearly the Shattered Plains.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris was the OG Hoid.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Chuck Norris wrote the original 11 rangers apprentice books, but stopped because he knows when to end the story. That's why every book since book 11 has been meh at best.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris can shatter shard plate with one punch

[Lunamor she/her]

All of the Warrior Cats ghost writers are actually just Chuck Norris wearing different wigs.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

High storms dodge Chuck Norris

[Lunamor she/her]

Shardblades are made of chucknorrisium.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

13 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Shardblades are made of chucknorrisium.

burning chucknorrisium makes you a shard.

[Lunamor she/her]

5 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

burning chucknorrisium makes you a shard.

It turns you into the shard of Roundhouse Kicks.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

12 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

It turns you into the shard of Roundhouse Kicks.

The only shard who can defeat Kelsier in a fistfight. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

44 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

The only shard who can defeat Kelsier in a fistfight. 

Besides when Vin was a shard.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Besides when Vin was a shard.

Chuck Norris is the only shard who can defeat Kelsier Vin when she was a shard in a fistfight.

Edited February 12, 2024 by Lunamor

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet

Chuck Norris didn't cheat death, he won fair and square

Global warming is Chuck Norris messing with the Thermostat

Chuck Norris doesn't use "etc.", he lists every possible example

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad

Chuck Norris can go to a Feminist rally and come back with a pressed shirt and a sandwich

Some kids pee their name in the snow, Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete

 Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945. Germany surrendered the next day.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris like to take sunbaths in the sun from sunlit man

[Soulbinder she/her]

Turning Shamefiller's Lens on Chuck Norris would cause you to explode

[hoid without wit he/him]

chuck Norris can splinter all 18 shards

Chuck Norris's honorblade gives you all ten surges

when chuck Norris hits something, the resulting shockwave is called a "highstorm"

Chuck Norris's bondsmith is the stormfather

chuck Norris held five dawnshards

chuck Norris uses a shardblade to floss

Adonalsyum is a shard of chuck Norris

chuck Norris can turn the Stick into fire

Edited February 13, 2024 by hoid without wit