Chaos he/him Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Pfft. What sort of conspiracy theory would it be if it let a little thing like the FACTS stand in the way of my baseless claims? Sounds like someone is asking for a swift backhand.
Eerongal he/him Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Sounds like someone is asking for a swift backhand. 1
Emeralis00 she/her Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 (edited) While on the topic of conspiracies I would like to remind everyone that Kchan is the physical embodiment of the forums. Back on the original topic, I had to purchase a new set of headphones again. For some reason, the left earpiece is always the first to go. Always. Edited March 21, 2012 by Emeralis00
Eerongal he/him Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Back on the original topic, I had to purchase a new set of headphones again. For some reason, the left earpiece is always the first to go. Always. Clearly you're just listening to it TOO HARD on the left side and breaking them. Stop that. 3
Musicspren he/him Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 ((It's okay, Chaos. I get it. Besides base 2 kicks butt)) *cough* I mean... THE NONSPIKED BOARD MEMBERS WILL NO LONGER STAND FOR THIS!! INJUSTICES AS EGREGIOUS AS THIS MUST BE RECTIFIED AT ONCE!!! We poor lowly Spikeless will rise against your cruel tyranny through the power of upvote pyramid schemes! You'll try to take us down, but you won't get rid of us. I represent that thing you've never been able downvote away, no matter how hard you try. I am hope! *speared through the chest and downvoted into oblivion by admins* But it's okay. I'll become a martyr for the cause and my awesome protege Musicspren will take my place because he is already more awesome than me and has gotten more reputation in less time. And then he'll take The Lord Ruler Admins down and maybe hold a shard for a bit. Oh wait. Musicspren already is a Shard. Dang it, there goes that plan. And with that, you are upvoted into Shardhood again. Technically though, I have access to the databases, so I am essentially god. I am your god, even if you can't see it. By killing me, you have doomed yourselves... Ruin could change anything not written in metal, and Vin et al. still defeated... Wait. That's it. I inscribe these upvotes in steel, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted 1
Windrunner he/him Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 (edited) I would like to announce that Windrunner has Ascended! I am now a Sliver of Andonalsium! I shalt use my new-found powers to divine new types of Hemalurgic constructs. Koloss, Kandra, and Inquisitors are far too few! Edited March 21, 2012 by Windrunner 1
Eerongal he/him Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Ruin could change anything not written in metal, and Vin et al. still defeated... Wait. That's it. I inscribe these upvotes in steel, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted But.....a hard drive platter is made out of metal.... (aluminum, i believe, and glass/ceramic) 1
FeatherWriter she/her Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 So, I'm a Shard again? Hmm. Well then. I guess the egregious injustice has been rectified. *shrug* Peace out, rebellion! Have fun dying and all! I'm just gonna go re-submit to the will of our heavily spiked overlords again. ==>FW: Abscond *shot for Homestuck* 3
Chaos he/him Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 (edited) Peace out, rebellion! Have fun dying and all! I'm just gonna go re-submit to the will of our heavily spiked overlords again. The oppression tastes so delicious, doesn't it? There's nothing quite like the smell of spiked flesh in the morning. EDIT: I would like to announce that I just realized I freaking upvoted Zas! Gah! What did I do such a heinous thing? Oh, right, because the post was awesome. Dangit. Edited March 21, 2012 by Chaos 1
lyssie95 she/her Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 But.....a hard drive platter is made out of metal.... (aluminum, i believe, and glass/ceramic) Metalminds are made out of metal too, but Ruin could change what was stored in them I think hard drives are more akin to metalminds than words inscribed on steel plates...
Tulir he/him Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 (edited) I have to announce that I got my first downvote because I didn't know who GRRM was, so I know now. Featherwriter, don't leave the rebellion, don't go to the Dark Side!!!! Edit: Wait, so Ruin can change stuff on the computers because they are metal minds; so the admin are the Chosen of Ruin!! Edited March 21, 2012 by Tulir
Shivertongue he/him Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 The oppression tastes so delicious, doesn't it? There's nothing quite like the smell of spiked flesh in the morning. Or the mid-morning, noon, afternoon, evening, late evening... the smell of spiked flesh accentuates any home and goes with any decor. *psychotic grin* It's a good thing. 3
Alliare she/her Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 I would like to announce I'm tired as hell. These days I get up at 6:30 a.m. in the morning and today I arrived back home at 22:30. Tomorrow will probably be similar. Also, after two months of not raining at all, today it snowed. Yeah, in March. A couple days before I only wore a shirt or a blouse, today, a huge coat.
lyssie95 she/her Posted March 22, 2012 Posted March 22, 2012 I would like to announce I'm tired as hell. These days I get up at 6:30 a.m. in the morning and today I arrived back home at 22:30. Tomorrow will probably be similar. Also, after two months of not raining at all, today it snowed. Yeah, in March. A couple days before I only wore a shirt or a blouse, today, a huge coat. Yeah, I have to get up at 5:45 (okay it is usually more like 5:55 ) and stay up until around 23:30 or 0:00 every night... Of course that is mostly because I am a moron who apparently enjoys punishing herself. At least I can blame myself and promise that THIS week I'll be better... not. I feel for you... I'd hate having to go through that without another choice!
EHyde she/her Posted March 22, 2012 Posted March 22, 2012 I would like to announce that I am woefully behind the times when it comes to entertainment because I had no idea there was an Alien prequel in the works until today. And that I saw the trailer for Prometheus and it looks AWESOME.
SOM1else he/him Posted March 22, 2012 Posted March 22, 2012 I would like to announce that I am planning on attending the Pokemon VGC's this April.
Ironeyes Posted March 22, 2012 Posted March 22, 2012 (edited) So, I'm a Shard again? Hmm. Well then. I guess the egregious injustice has been rectified. *shrug* Peace out, rebellion! Have fun dying and all! I'm just gonna go re-submit to the will of our heavily spiked overlords again. ==>FW: Abscond DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!! OBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEY!!!!!!!!!! AND BRING THEM WAFFLES! WAFFLES!WAFFLES!WAFFLES!WAFFLES!WAFFLES!WAFFLES!WAFFLES!WAFFLES!WAFFLES!WAFFLES! Edited March 23, 2012 by Shivertongue I can adjust metalminds. -So can I. 2
Tulir he/him Posted March 22, 2012 Posted March 22, 2012 (edited) Ironeyes, let's take them out be their eternal minions!! Edited March 22, 2012 by Chaos I can adjust metalminds. 1
Chaos he/him Posted March 22, 2012 Posted March 22, 2012 (edited) DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!! OBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEY!!!!!!!!!! Ironeyes, let's take them out be their eternal minions!! Fixed it for you. By the way, Zas Shiver Zas Shiver Zas Shiver Zas Shiver ZAS!! ~SHIVER~ LORD CHAOS MAN IN THE SUITis totally awesome and should get all the upvotes. Edited March 23, 2012 by zas678 - Fixed it for you, Zas- No, I had it how I wanted it Shiver - But your way makes no sense, Zas. -But it totally does Shiver! -I'm just not seeing it, Zas. -Just trust me on this Shiver. -Wasn't me, Zas. The post changed itself... --Fixed it 6
dhalagirl she/her Posted March 23, 2012 Posted March 23, 2012 That was very nefarious generous of you, Chaos.
Zas678 he/him Posted March 23, 2012 Author Posted March 23, 2012 (edited) Yes very. You're so kind to me Shiver! (At last, I know the power of being an Admin! BWAHAHAHA!) (Your power is nothing compared to my own! - Shiv) (hey, what's going on over here? -Eero) (I would like to announce that this is a total abuse of power. I would also like to announce that this is hilarious. xD - Shiv ) ("Get out of my head, charles! -Zas" as quoted by Eero.) AHHHHHHH!- Zas (Go monkeys go. -Chaos) (*wipes away a tear* Look Chaos. Our new admin is all grown up and abusing his power. - Shiv) We're professional. Totally. -K. Edited March 23, 2012 by KChan OMG HEMALURGIC WAFFLES! 1
Shivertongue he/him Posted March 23, 2012 Posted March 23, 2012 (edited) My, everyone seems to... schizophrenic... tonight. Is some ruinous voice speaking to you? -Because I know there's one speaking to me!- God commands you give him a cookie. And all your waffles, forever! Edited March 23, 2012 by Chaos Hehehehe. And MUWHAHA. 2
Chaos he/him Posted March 23, 2012 Posted March 23, 2012 Truly, this is the most professional topic ever. 1
Shivertongue he/him Posted March 23, 2012 Posted March 23, 2012 Truly, this is the most professional topic ever. Definitely. This topic is just oozing professionalism. 1
Lance Alvein he/him Posted March 23, 2012 Posted March 23, 2012 Now I wish I had ruinous metal-altering powers... Then I could make other people look crazy just as sane as I am...
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