People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Has a bacon division been considered? Cause that way you could spike draw in introduce Hoid and Hoid fanatics to your wonderful hemalurgic cooking skills.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Hmmm. Hemalurgic bacon may also be able to store the attribute without blood.

[Darkwalker]

Just a quick question for the members of the DA is This something we could store in a hemalurgic Spike?

[Nohadon he/him]

1 minute ago, NoBrandonBookIsTooLong said:

Just a quick question for the members of the DA is This something we could store in a hemalurgic Spike?

I’ve been outplayed

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

We already looked into it. check my sig, the vid.

[Darkwalker]

11 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

We already looked into it. check my sig, the vid.

What's a sig?

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

My signature. The words under all of my posts.

@NoBrandonBookIsTooLong

You may have them turned off.

Edited April 16, 2018 by ElephantEarwax

[BitBitio he/him]

Hi

Edited April 16, 2018 by BitBitio
Hi

[Voidus]

3 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

Can I join?

 

What are your interests in Hemalurgy/baking?

[BitBitio he/him]

I sort of want to figure out how to make cookies and other desserts that grant magical powers.....

[BitBitio he/him]

Or at least redirect Breaths or something to me

Who knows?

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

Are you a spy?

[BitBitio he/him]

I just got my account today, this is the 1st group I've joined, or tried to join

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

Well, in that case. To be considered a member of the DA you need to sell a spiked cookie in an intro thread, example here. Currently, the DA is a bit more run down than usual but we will rise again!

[Voidus]

Alternatives to making a sale would be to help expand our knowledge of Hemalurgy with theorycrafting.

[BitBitio he/him]

Um ok maybe Hemalurgy (BTW this is Theorycrafting) can be used to: A, steal nahel bonds(we could call them nahel bagels) B, steal Divine Breath(Endowmentdoodle cookies) or C, steal Chayshan powers(dancenuts)

[BitBitio he/him]

Or we could research the effects of spiking octopi, I bet their bindpoints would be mainly on the arms, maybe we could steal inking powers or grow more arms

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

8 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

Or we could research the effects of spiking octopi, I bet their bindpoints would be mainly on the arms, maybe we could steal inking powers or grow more arms

Fear the Octquisitors 

[BitBitio he/him]

Yes! Does this mean I can join?

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

It's up to Voidus but I'd say your chances are good.

[Voidus]

1 minute ago, BitBitio said:

Yes! Does this mean I can join?

Sure we can set an alley aside for you in the zoohemalurgy sections. Word of warning, do not go near the inquisichidnas, those things have so many spikes I think they're a decent match for a Shard 1 on 1.

[BitBitio he/him]

Thank you! Now I shall figure out how to make an army of Koloctopi! Mwah hah hah!!!!

[BitBitio he/him]

Im going to bed, TTYL

[Archer he/him]

"Goodnight!" A voice suddenly appears in the alley. "I have a message for the DA! I'd thought crippling your organization would be enough to stop your recruitment. Apparently I was wrong. This is your final warning to you denizens of dread. Cease and desist, or face the wrath of TUBA!" The voice fades away, leaving the confused members of the DA to wonder what had just happened. 

Edited April 17, 2018 by Archer

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

A Seon flotes out from around a corner and TFA's voice emanates from it, "what is this message?"