People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley

[kenod]

*So, offering people spikes, do we take their powers or do we give them powers?*

[Ecthelion III he/him]

Oh yeah, I ate the Hemalurgic cookies, so does that make me part of this group or something?

[kenod]

On 15-6-2016 at 10:49 PM, Ecthelion III said:

Oh yeah, I ate the Hemalurgic cookies, so does that make me part of this group or something?

Not sure about it, seeing the amount of people that accept the cookies in the introductions thread and the amount of people warning them I think it is more that we get to control your soul, or just steal it.

[cloudjumper he/him]

Hello! A question popped up from Elenion in an introduction thread, so I was wondering if any of you knew the answer.

Do we have a permit for cookie-making?

[Elenion he/him]

12 minutes ago, cloudjumper said:

Hello! A question popped up from Elenion in an introduction thread, so I was wondering if any of you knew the answer.

Do we have a permit for cookie-making?

I'll take that as a no.

[kenod]

6 hours ago, cloudjumper said:

Hello! A question popped up from Elenion in an introduction thread, so I was wondering if any of you knew the answer.

Do we have a permit for cookie-making?

I have the feeling that the original members aren't really watching this thread anymore.

[Magestar he/him]

That seems likely.  I just started giving away cookies after a found this thread.  I enjoyed reading the first few pages, then got bored.

 

It was a really fun idea.  To bad it got abandoned.

[kenod]

It was fairly active a couple of months ago, just go back one or two pages, not sure what happened .

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Fear not Denizens! The Alley may slumber from time to time, or even take a power nap, but it shall never truly die.

Unless it dies, which would be unfortunate.

I cannot speak for the others, but I haven't been very present recently as I was in Thailand on an adventure.

On 7/13/2016 at 6:30 PM, cloudjumper said:

Hello! A question popped up from Elenion in an introduction thread, so I was wondering if any of you knew the answer.

Do we have a permit for cookie-making?

Yes, but it's buried in the arch-files and no one ever comes back from there, so it makes it difficult to keep track of. But we recently sent an acolyte to check and his disembodied spirit returned to tell us everything was in order, at least related to the permit that is.

As for the rest of you, please continue to make, "sales". Every contribution helps, no matter how boring of a soul the customer has. Remember, this is not just for us...

It's for Science.

[kenod]

Alright, thanks, Science is always great. But can you tell me what happens to the "customers"? I'm quite interested.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Technically, nothing has to happen. Often we just let them go about their daily business. But sometimes we extract certain aspects of their, "accounts", for use in research and experiments. Most of the time they are completely unaware, but we know. And we wait.

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

Can a Knight Awkward be part of this? Cause judging by my past victims friends I'm already under Ruin's influence.

[kenod]

I guess so, because there is a Alleywatcher Order. Getting formally accepted is going to be harder, because the guild leader isn't really posting in this thread any more.

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

5 hours ago, kenod said:

I guess so, because there is a Alleywatcher Order. Getting formally accepted is going to be harder, because the guild leader isn't really posting in this thread any more.

I've already accepted the Theoryweaver. Is that bad?

[kenod]

15 hours ago, Assassin in Burgundy said:

I've already accepted the Theoryweaver. Is that bad?

It would be best to ask @Mistrunner, as she is the guild leader of The Knights Awkward. You could ask @Voidus, as he's the leader of The Dark Alley, but he hasn't been in this thread for quite some time.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Everyone is welcome, even Theory Weaver's. We just keep an eye on new acolytes.

[DrakeMarshall he/him]

On 7/15/2016 at 2:18 PM, kenod said:

Alright, thanks, Science is always great. But can you tell me what happens to the "customers"? I'm quite interested.

Well... You see that Koloss crouching in the corner over there? He was a regular customer. Don't worry though, he's mostly harmless. Just don't eat his horse.

[Voidus]

On 7/21/2016 at 4:22 PM, kenod said:

It would be best to ask @Mistrunner, as she is the guild leader of The Knights Awkward. You could ask @Voidus, as he's the leader of The Dark Alley, but he hasn't been in this thread for quite some time.

That's mostly due to a dispute with my ISP over whether or not I should be allowed to have internet. -.-
I have more regular access again now so I should be popping in from time to time.

But regardless the Dark Alley is more of a Spikocracy than a Spiktatorship so as long as you hold to the general tenants of the DA, all are accepted.

[kenod]

On 3-8-2016 at 6:16 AM, Voidus said:

That's mostly due to a dispute with my ISP over whether or not I should be allowed to have internet. -.-

I'm kind of wondering how that happened, but I think it is better to just ignore it. I'm just hoping that the Dark Alley will become a bit more active now.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

15 hours ago, kenod said:

I'm kind of wondering how that happened, but I think it is better to just ignore it. I'm just hoping that the Dark Alley will become a bit more active now.

Our activity is dependant on members who are willing to further the cause of Science and spread the baked goods we produce far and wide. So please, make the Alley as active as you wish! Sell cookies, theorize about Hemalurgy, and lurk near and far on the Shard. 

Us old timers will do our best, but the incarnational element of the Alley is what will allow it to survive if we're ever consumed by nameless voids.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Hi, can I join? 

Appear like the rose, yet be the thorns underneath it.

That basically sums up some of my darker personas 

[Straw he/him]

On August 4, 2016 at 4:00 AM, kenod said:

I'm kind of wondering how that happened, but I think it is better to just ignore it. I'm just hoping that the Dark Alley will become a bit more active now.

Spiky monsters, arise!

[Fatebreaker he/him]

On 8/21/2016 at 2:44 AM, Darkness Ascendant said:

Hi, can I join? 

Appear like the rose, yet be the thorns underneath it.

That basically sums up some of my darker personas 

All who seek the enlightenment of the Dark Alley may join.

Welcome to the Alley, mind the Cursed Creeping Cranivorians, they'll slurp up your cognition in a heartbeat.

Any specialization?

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

10 hours ago, Fatebreaker said:

Any specialization?

I like dark humour and anti-jokes. I can also make people feel uncomfortable and I sometimes say random things that make people think, w t f........

Whats worse, ten babies in one trash can, or one baby in ten trash cans?

[Magestar he/him]

That's terrible.  Have you heard 'What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari'? I personally find these jokes creepy, but I figured I might as well contribute.

(Insert Hemalurgy stuff)