Zathoth Posted April 10, 2016 Posted April 10, 2016 *Lights a candle in the darkness* So, Spiky One, now that we realized our business model isnt working and they cut our power do you have any bright ideas? Pun definitely intended.
Voidus Posted April 10, 2016 Author Posted April 10, 2016 *Lights a candle in the darkness* So, Spiky One, now that we realized our business model isnt working and they cut our power do you have any bright ideas? Pun definitely intended. Hmm? Oh that, yeah I forgot that we invented a perpetual motion machine a while ago so we can just hook that up for power. Also I remembered that we have access to spikes that can compound luck, so we can just win a few lotteries to pay the bills. 1
Zathoth Posted April 10, 2016 Posted April 10, 2016 Hmm? Oh that, yeah I forgot that we invented a perpetual motion machine a while ago so we can just hook that up for power. Also I remembered that we have access to spikes that can compound luck, so we can just win a few lotteries to pay the bills. ............................................ cant we just sell the infinite power? 2
cloudjumper he/him Posted April 11, 2016 Posted April 11, 2016 (edited) I, Cloudjumper, wish to join the Dark Alley guild/group. Edited April 11, 2016 by cloudjumper
ChickenPlague he/him Posted April 11, 2016 Posted April 11, 2016 ............................................ cant we just sell the infinite power? Yes... after we put it into spikes!
Fatebreaker he/him Posted April 11, 2016 Posted April 11, 2016 I, Cloudjumper, wish to join the Dark Alley guild/group. Welcome Cloudjumper, to the Alley that is at once Dark and enlightened.
Straw he/him Posted April 11, 2016 Posted April 11, 2016 I, Cloudjumper, wish to join the Dark Alley guild/group. I think you have to prove your dedication with a.... suitable gesture.
cloudjumper he/him Posted April 12, 2016 Posted April 12, 2016 Does that involve contributing to the database of Dark Alley hemalurgic research?
Voidus Posted April 12, 2016 Author Posted April 12, 2016 Does that involve contributing to the database of Dark Alley hemalurgic research? Or just baking cookies. Welcome to the Dark Alley! Do you have any special interests?
adamlewis he/him Posted April 13, 2016 Posted April 13, 2016 Baking cookies may have complications with some of the metal ingredients. Also, when is the next supply of 'chocolate chips'?
dants he/him Posted April 13, 2016 Posted April 13, 2016 Would anybody be up for formally starting a Dark Alley related RP? I think that it might be fun to focus on role-playing and add a bit more structure to the DA. (In fact, this might actually be a good opportunity to flesh out the Dark Alley a bit more, (spike cookie pun not intended)) If anyone is interested in this, please respond, and we can start a thread. Yes! That sounds spikingly fun.
dants he/him Posted April 15, 2016 Posted April 15, 2016 As the inaugural member to this group started by Kurkistan some time ago I thought that I should increase our recruiting, and to that end have decided to formally make it a group. Come to the dark alley. We have cookies. Denizens list - courtesy of Fatebreaker Voidus^: Original Denizen, Head of Sales Specialties: Sales and Research Traceria: First Victim Fatebreaker^: Head of Research and Advertising, Creator of the Slogan Specialties: Sales, Research, and Advertising Mail-mi^ Specialties: Sales and Research Killersquirrel59 Specialties: Hemalurgic Theorizing 18th Shard: Creator of the Disclaimer Specialties: Hemalurgic Compounding Researcher the Gleeman: Head of Shipping Redbird3000 Specialties: Zoohemalurgy Snoopy^/Kipper^ Specialties: Middle Manager of Public Relations, Head of Inter-Guild Commerce, Forgery/Hemalurgy Blademaster Ostrichofevil^ Specialties: Hemalurgy of non-Metallic magic systems FrodoUnderhill^ Slowswift^ Winter Cloud^ Specialties: Trans-species Hemalurgy, wolfkind translator and ambassador of the Pack of the Cosmere. Morzathoth^ Specialties: Eldritch Horror* and Researcher of Investiture of The Dark Alley! *Pending office cleaning Oversleep^ ChickenPlague Specialties: Mistwraith research team, vampiric-Lucentia connection discovery. iBambam Kaazi^ JerleShannara Specialties: Lerasium ThatTinyStrawMan Endorsers Queens Elsa Steelheart, Ruler of Newcago Lord BreathTaker, ruler of the Raven Throne Honorary(non-active) Members: King of Nowhere Kadorok Swimmingly SmurfAquamarineBodies Quitecontrary ' ^ ' denotes those who have made, sales. Active members must either sell at the intro thread, or contribute more than one post to the science of Hemalurgy. Let me know of mistakes, omissions, and updates. Applications are always welcome. The Dark Alley Baked Goodness You Can't Trust I've technically supposed to have been in the inactive members list, but I'm heading over to sell cookies and soup now to the new sharders.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 You know... I don't think this is what people generally mean when they say that food is "spiked"
Fatebreaker he/him Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 We aren't a "generally" sort of group, if you know what I mean.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted May 10, 2016 Posted May 10, 2016 Of coarse not. We are far too committed to delivering high quality spikes cookies.
Alomantisist he/him Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 (edited) Dang it. I've run out of Nicrocyl again. Anybody have any extra? I have experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are still alive. *singing in GLaDOS voice* (I'm in ally 214 if anyone is interested) Edited May 19, 2016 by Alomantisist
Fatebreaker he/him Posted May 25, 2016 Posted May 25, 2016 Just visit one of the reservoir Alleys, you'll find everything you need. Watch out for the Sleepless Sentinels though, they have a habit of temporally eviscerating intruders.
kenod Posted May 30, 2016 Posted May 30, 2016 Can I just ask here for joining? I'm mainly interested in appearance modification using hemalurgy cookies (spike a squid give a squid a cookie, then stick it in you eat it and get tentacles. Stuff like that). Selling cookies is going to be harder, with people actively warning others in the intro threads.
Fatebreaker he/him Posted May 31, 2016 Posted May 31, 2016 Welcome to our Allied Association of Alleys. Zoohemalurgy is a favorite subject of ours. Feel free to research to your heart's content, sell like mad in the intro threads, and search sincerely for Science!
kenod Posted May 31, 2016 Posted May 31, 2016 I get why Zoohemalurgy is popular, just giving yourself powers has been done to death (pun intended).
kenod Posted June 5, 2016 Posted June 5, 2016 "Who was that aimed at?" Kenod asks, annoyed and a bit shocked. "Him or me? That was almost enough to let me consider getting a couple of allomantic copper spikes."
Fatebreaker he/him Posted June 8, 2016 Posted June 8, 2016 (Ah yes, I guess the return of Winter means the return of to. Well, here we go again) The Stranger smiled as his favorite rebellious child tried to bully the new member. She sure had a strange sense of community, but instability was a common side effect of the procedure she'd gone through. "Now now, aggressive allomancy on guests is frowned upon Winter. Please use some manners or we'll have to reprimand you and you've never enjoyed that process." He turned towards the new member "Winter here was a member a while back who wanted to test out a new theory the Alleys had developed using Zoohemalurgy. The experiment was successful, but the side effects were unexpected. The girl became bitter and resentful and since then has acted in an antagonist manner towards our benevolent Society, despite continuing to use and benefit from the gifts we gave her." He grinned at both of them "But there's no reason we can't all be friends."
kenod Posted June 8, 2016 Posted June 8, 2016 (edited) Kenod quickly leaves to a different alley, hoping to be able to slip away unnoticed. Edited June 12, 2016 by kenod
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