Sanderson Pickup Lines!

[Athelia she/her]

If you have any excellent pickup lines based on Brandon Sanderson's books, post them here! You might even find The One on this thread, or at least a way to net him/her. (;

I came up with this one the other day, which is why my boyfriend suggested the creation of this thread...
"You're like a chasmfiend— your heart is rare, precious, and beautiful."


Edit: Edit your post instead of double posting, please! Thanks. - Shiv

Edited June 29, 2014 by Shivertongue
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[shortycake she/her]

"Do you think there are make out spren? Let's research this." 

[Shivertongue he/him]

(Just an admin request to keep things relatively clean, kids )

 

 

There is always the classic, "You leave me Breathless..."

 

"I'm glad I wasn't summoning a shardblade when you walked by, because my heart just skipped a beat."

 

"Am I about to Snap, or are you just so beautiful it hurts?"

[Glaring at the Survivor he/him]

On that topic, what if a heart did "skip a beat"? Would it count as no beat, or two?

Anyway, I heard one "Are you a Lurcher? Because I can't seem to stay away from you." somewhere.

My own:

"You strengthen me as much as a Highstorm."

"You're so witty it hurts, just like Wit."

White Sand (spoiler because it's unpublished...)

"You're as hot as the sun. It looked like it at first, but my sand turning white again just proves it."

The Croods random thing I came up with just now:

Eep: I'm pretty sure my dad's a Coinshot, he keeps pushing us apart.

Guy: You must be such a powerful Lurcher - you keep us together despite his attempts.

Eep: My heart lurches when I see you... O.o

"You make me want to Survive."

And the best one yet...

...

"I am a Stick."

[BreathTaker he/him]

Woohoo my thread has been reborn! Are you a returned? Because you take my breath away.

Edited June 29, 2014 by BreathTaker

[Terisen he/him]

"I must be burning Electrum because I can see you in my future!"

 

And I always thought "My life to yours.  My Breath become yours" sounded like a really bad in-world pickup line

[Chaos he/him]

Moved to Brandon Discussion.

[Quiver he/him]

"Hey, are you a hemalurgist? 'Cause I think you just stole my heart."

[Left he/him]

"Is that some kind of Nicrosil affect, because my heart just flared"

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Wayne: Even my anti-logic talisman can't stop you from makin' sense for my future.

 

Steris: An alliance between us is economically advisable.

 

Zane: Being with you makes the voices go away.

 

A Purelaker: I'd let you catch me any day.

[Dawnshard]

Baby is your name Domi? Because I think I love you!

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

"I keep seeing you and me together. Must've been the atium." 

[Swimmingly he/him]

I must have a metal heart, cause I can feel you Pulling on it

[Atilium she/her]

"Do you want to destroy some evil tonight?" *wink*

[Dihatimus]

Baby, I'd like to stick you to a wall!

[Chrono she/her]

Shallan: Whenever I draw, you keep on showing up in my pictures. Are you a Cryptic, or are you just constantly on my mind?

Kaladin: You're so happy that you remind my of my dead little brother. Even when it rains.

Lopen: I'd give up my other arm for you, gancho!

Moash: I'd assassinate the king of Alethkar for you, babe.

Adolin: *Insert generic pick-up line here*

[Left he/him]

 

Adolin: *Insert generic pick-up line here

That was the best

[Dihatimus]

Renarin: you talked to it?

Adolin: yes.

R: you ate chicken?

A: of course I did.

R: you have mothers necklace?

A: yup. Right here in my pocket.

Nevani: it's a date. Not a duel!

R: you didn't hear what he said when he asked her out...

A: hey! I said her eyes glistened like a gemheart.

R: you told her that she reminded you of chrysalis you once opened.

A: she wouldn't't let me finish.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

A few less obvious ones:

 

Steel Inquisitor: I don't feel like killing you.

 

Hrathen: You are a worthy opponent.

 

Vasher: You annoy me less than you used to.

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Or you could try Blushweaver's approach...

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

"Are you a Pulser because every time I'm near you time slows down."

 

Bit creepy but... "Are you a Rioter because whenever I see you all I feel is love."

[Erai Sedai he/him]

Casually asking someone in a shardplate "...What if you have to poop?"

[Tien'sPetLurg she/her]

I kind of just love being called Brightness. I think that's a beautiful term. Of course, it's not always meant as a compliment in Brandon's world...but... to be bright and shiny and full of light.... or bright as in smart---it's all complimentary to me. :-) 

[kinxer he/him]

Not sure how much this classifies as post necro'ing, but this is a good one:

 

P1: "If you're a misting, you must be a Rioter."

P2: "Why's that?"

P1: "You sure inflame MY emotions."

*cue appreciation from P2*

[High prince of geeks he/him]

1.Are you a returned? Because you just brightened my day

2.you look "radient" tonight

3.me: my life to yours my breath becomes yours

Girl:why did you say that

Me:because you just took my breath away

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