little to no context

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

literally just put anything on here that is funny -IT HAS TO BE FUNNY- with little to no context. for example:

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rules:

- put any triggering things, curse words, large images, or other such things into a spoiler box

-idk if its against the overall rules, so i might remove this rule later (someone needs to tell me if i can keep it or not), but double-posting is permitted here. But only if it is more than a two hour session of time in between your two posts. after that, wait for someone else to post. NO SPAMMING!!

- can be from something that "happened" to you personally, or can be from a public setting. for example, screenshots or quotes from youtubers/youtube videos, non-political/non-extremely-controversial things from twitter, etc.

- please try to keep memes out of this thread, unless they the ones that are funny because they make zero sense. but still. please keep it to a minimum.

- you can give context if you want, but if it's more funny without the context, then leave it out of the post

any other rules or suggestions that people have, please notify me through either my PMs or on this thread

 

alr i'll start.

this one's from me from August of last year

[Argenti he/him]

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[Quivil]

"Is that how you got [it]? You summoned it from the ether?"

"No, I summoned it from the mosiah."

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

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[Wittles he/him]

"Hostages don't need limbs!"

[Wittles he/him]

Sorry for double posting, but this is a thread that has great potential, and I don't want to see it die.

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[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

3 hours ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

Sorry for double posting, but this is a thread that has great potential, and I don't want to see it die.

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HAHA! beautiful lol

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these two go together ->

 

[Wittles he/him]

All of them are amazing! Except for the toad. THE TOAD *shudders*

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

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the next two are a connected conversation

 

these are all conversations between me and my friends

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IM ALLOWED TO GIVE A SMALL AMOUNT OF CONTEXT HERE, OKAY

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*laughs in randomness*

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[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

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[PyroPhile]

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I poisoned

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The water supply

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Now everyone dead

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Oops

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*doot*

 

[The Stick]

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Your brother crashed a car?

 

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"And remember, Greta- just because it fits in your mouth does not mean it's food."

 

EDIT:

On 6/14/2023 at 9:27 PM, The Stick said:

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Your brother crashed a car?

 

Was this just a quote, or was this directed towards someone? because my brother actually did crash a car. more than one-

Edited July 3, 2023 by shortcake

[The Stick]

No, this was a quote.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

1 minute ago, The Stick said:

No, this was a quote.

ohhhh okiokioki

[Wittles he/him]

"I Liek chocolate milk!"

Edited August 18, 2023 by Wittles of Shinovar

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

i too was once a gay

(3 points if u know the reference)

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

R U R’ U R U2 R’

[Aeoryi she/her]

We dream to be big... okay not that big

Friends and rivals: Loser pays for lunch!

So we use an AE with and AD but you can also use any CD if you don't want to run double mL and instead u wanna run EM that's fine as well. I would suggest the other than PoT, wheras for the other DR and pif works really well. Dazzle or Hc is very important for optimal ss, without it you will suffer with 3 in 1 tasks for Mocs. Run rr for water, tombstone, ub or toO are interchangable, p3 and p6 have more dot and ub is better but toO is useful on multi elements. W/A is standard but with leech you can use wc but watch out for synergy since it ruins tasks. Thats the meta

Dftm is good if you like arthritis or you don't like being normal

3 is greater than ten since 14x vs 25x is more value and the tokens are 35 and 25 sorry 15 and there is a significant difference there

If this gets a video I will eat a sock

Okay that's a lizard youch that was a lizard. One of the most lizards of all time

I find you yucky

My moral compass is a roulette wheel

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

squish that cat!

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

something a friend of mine drew, thought it was funny

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Soup tastey.

[Wittles he/him]

In my defense...Boing

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

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