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Is Noodles a witch  

33 members have voted

  1. 1. Is Noodles a witch

    • no hes just super tall and athletic and attractive
    • no hes not a witch just super attractive (and cacophony is a witch)
    • Nameless votes don't count or (ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ)
    • HES A WITCH


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2 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

no no no no thats a legend 

also noodles is noodles

That’s exactly what a Kandra pretending to be a Shard-witch-sorceress-waerloga-enchantress-Aes Sedai combo would say.

Posted (edited)

What if he's a Mistwraith pretending to be a Kandra pretending to be a Shard-witch-sorceress-waerloga-enchantress-Aes Sedai combo?

18 minutes ago, Wits instant noodles said:

no no no no thats a legend 

Legends tend to have a basis in fact. 

Edited by Being of Cacophony
Posted

That does seem to make some sense. Maybe you’re not a Kandra pretending to be a Shard-witch-sorceress-waerloga-enchantress-Aes Sedai combo.

One more question to see if you are:

Pancakes?

Posted
Just now, Wits instant noodles said:

wait wait wait how did I lie?

No one could laugh in the face of pancakes unless they were an evil Kandra witch-insect centaur.

Posted
1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

No one could laugh in the face of pancakes unless they were an evil Kandra witch-insect centaur.

Plus a whole lot of things. But we'll stop putting the whole list of crimes. Should we summon the jury?

Posted
Just now, Wits instant noodles said:

or shardic noodles as well its just often forgotten due to the rarity of beings such as myself

Don’t lie to us. It’s well established fact that shardic noodles can only laugh in the face of pancakes with peanut butter on them.

Posted
Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

no. Nothing can laugh in the face of all pancakes. Unless it's a evil Kandra witch-insect centaur. (With more crimes)

no your simply not as versed in ramen laughing traditions

Posted (edited)

Genuine chicken flavor can only be created by an evil Kandra-witch-insect centaur. Every other attempt at chicken-flavored ramen actually tastes like chull meat.

Edited by Nameless*

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