Ask Ms. Eddie anything

[The Stormfather He/Him]

What's your opinion on Merp?

[Edema Rue she/her]

12 hours ago, The Stormfather said:

What's your opinion on Merp?

He’s a cutie, I can’t wait to brutally murder him

[The Stormfather He/Him]

7 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

 I can’t wait to brutally murder him

Is the mud octopus Merp Mk 2?

[Edema Rue she/her]

21 minutes ago, The Stormfather said:

Is the mud octopus Merp Mk 2?

RPAFO

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

You have two people in the same room as you.

They are both staring at you awkwardly.

You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen.

There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room.

It looks slightly angry.

The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft.

The door is bright pink and locked from the outside.

There are no windows.

There is no furniture.

What do you do?

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, Anguished_One said:

You have two people in the same room as you.

They are both staring at you awkwardly.

You have a black shoelace and a yellow ballpoint pen.

There is a white Silkie chicken in one corner of the room.

It looks slightly angry.

The room is a perfect square, 10ft x 10ft x 10ft x 10ft.

The door is bright pink and locked from the outside.

There are no windows.

There is no furniture.

What do you do?

I begin laughing. 

All my work…

It’s finally paid off.

I continue laughing as I 

(TW)

Spoiler

Twist the shoelace around the neck of one person and stab the pen into the eye of the other.

The chicken and I begin our perfectly choreographed dance number upon the extra dimensional 10 ft. 

Then, dipping the pen in the blood that still trickles from the eye socket of the second person, I begin to write all across the door.

Crimson on pink.

Words spread from my fingers without design or function. Stories, heartbreak, love and loss and death spread across this unexpected canvas.

Behind it all is laughter. Wild laughter that can be neither contained nor controlled. It is as free and beautiful as song. It leaps from the heart to the air, and the chicken quivers at the ethereal harmonies that should be impossible.

And so I keep writing.

[Edema Rue she/her]

…

@Anguished_One was that too much

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

14 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I begin laughing. 

All my work…

It’s finally paid off.

I continue laughing as I 

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Twist the shoelace around the neck of one person and stab the pen into the eye of the other.

The chicken and I begin our perfectly choreographed dance number upon the extra dimensional 10 ft. 

Then, dipping the pen in the blood that still trickles from the eye socket of the second person, I begin to write all across the door.

Crimson on pink.

Words spread from my fingers without design or function. Stories, heartbreak, love and loss and death spread across this unexpected canvas.

Behind it all is laughter. Wild laughter that can be neither contained nor controlled. It is as free and beautiful as song. It leaps from the heart to the air, and the chicken quivers at the ethereal harmonies that should be impossible.

And so I keep writing.

 

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

…

@Anguished_One was that too much

*blinks*

Uhh

uhhh...

uh

*...*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*is confused*

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*is confused*

...

...

Sorryimapoet?

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Is your title a Hadestown lyric? That’s awesome if it is

Edited June 17, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

Is your title a Hadestown lyric? That’s awesome if it is

Yes it is!!!! I love Hadestown so much, and AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m in it next spring. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

Yes it is!!!! I love Hadestown so much, and AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m in it next spring. 

Next spring? My school is doing it this fall, and I’m going to go see it on Broadway this summer! 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, Pineap-spider said:

Next spring? My school is doing it this fall, and I’m going to go see it on Broadway this summer! 

That’s SO COOL!! I saw it on Broadway in March!

…it’s kinda funny because my school was the first school in America to get rights for it, but since we aren’t doing it until March, a bunch of others are performing it before we are. Let me know how it goes!! I wanna hear everything!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Did you know that you have the longest AMA in this entire forum? I definitely didn't scroll through every one to double check.

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

Did you know that you have the longest AMA in this entire forum? I definitely didn't scroll through every one to double check.

Wait do I really? I thought Chaos and Ene’s were longer…

EDIT: yeah Ene’s is the longest, then Chaos, then Fadran, then Cal, then Queen, then me

Edited July 18, 2024 by Edema Rue

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Oh yeah, you're right. WELL NEVERMIND.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

Oh yeah, you're right. WELL NEVERMIND.

WELL FINE THEN.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FISHING?

AND

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE USING ALL CAPS FOR NO REASON?

[Edema Rue she/her]

18 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FISHING?

AND

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE USING ALL CAPS FOR NO REASON?

YES A TON

I GREW UP FISHING LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY IT WAS INSANE

I DO but at the moment I’m too tired for that and I need autocorrect BUT I DO

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

YES A TON

I GREW UP FISHING LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY IT WAS INSANE

I DO but at the moment I’m too tired for that and I need autocorrect BUT I DO

*gasp* Yessssss another fisherwoman!

My dad and I are still trying to figure out western fishing, tbh 

Oo, have you ever gone ice fishing? I LOVE ice fishing.

[Edema Rue she/her]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*gasp* Yessssss another fisherwoman!

My dad and I are still trying to figure out western fishing, tbh 

Oo, have you ever gone ice fishing? I LOVE ice fishing.

I haven’t! I’d love to though

i also need to figure out fly fishing, I only ever did the old boring way  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I haven’t! I’d love to though

i also need to figure out fly fishing, I only ever did the old boring way  

Heh... same lol

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

15 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I haven’t! I’d love to though

i also need to figure out fly fishing, I only ever did the old boring way  

FLY FISHING IS SO MUCH FUNNNNNN I ONLY EVER DID IT ONCE BUT IT WAS FUNNNNN

[Edema Rue she/her]

Why is the shard so quiet at 1am?

because everyone’s sleeping

why won’t they wake up

they’re sleeping 

can I wake them up

no

why not

sleep is good for them

but i’m so bored, what else should i do

your actual job

no.

*yawns loudly*