The Relationship Advice Thread, by Dr. Calano

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

Just now, Ookla-The-Stick said:

... wut?

Fancy math

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Yellow Sock said:

Fancy math

NoOoOoOOOOO

[Immortal Platypus]

39 minutes ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

Trigonometry 

*hiss*

we do not speak of such things

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Immortal said:

*hiss*

we do not speak of such things

ThAnK yOu! 

 

NO MATH IS PERMITTED! EVER! 

 

[Going_North_cal]

i want you all to know something

 

love is quiet

love is loud

love is silence

love is shouting

love is laughter

love is tears

love is a million different things.

but i swear to you, by the Splinters of Honor, that love is the most painful and beautiful and painfully beautiful thing you will ever experience.

dont ever,

dont ever

think otherwise.

we were made to love.

love the right one.

[Immortal Platypus]

11 minutes ago, Ookla The Storyteller said:

but i swear to you, by the Splinters of Honor, that love is the most painful and beautiful and painfully beautiful thing you will ever experience.

 

calano is right. it hurts like heck, but it is truly incredible. I only wish that the person i like liked me back

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Immortal said:

calano is right. it hurts like heck, but it is truly incredible. I only wish that the person i like liked me back

I’m sorry cacophony, good luck.

Spoiler

Hehe, me not needing to worry about anything like this for the next five years  But seriously man, I hope it goes well, if not I’m sure you’ll find someone else.

 

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Do not be concerned by my time of awakeness.

This is all strange for me. First and foremost, I kind of barely have friends right now. Any I sort of do have only exist in the context of school, which I am currently not attending because of my extremely poor mental health. I did some fun stuff with an old school friend today, but it was just... strange.

As for anything romantic, I'm even more confused and have currently slid into the "questioning" box. I don't know. Guess I'll just ignore it for now.

[Immortal Platypus]

7 hours ago, Ookla the foolish said:

I’m sorry cacophony, good luck.

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Hehe, me not needing to worry about anything like this for the next five years  But seriously man, I hope it goes well, if not I’m sure you’ll find someone else.

 

the worst part is that she used to like me, back when i didn't like her, and then we had an "overlap" time where we both liked each other, and now I like her and she doesn't like me. Ugh. Life is soooooo tiring.  

3 hours ago, Ookla the Abstract said:

Do not be concerned by my time of awakeness.

This is all strange for me. First and foremost, I kind of barely have friends right now. Any I sort of do have only exist in the context of school, which I am currently not attending because of my extremely poor mental health. I did some fun stuff with an old school friend today, but it was just... strange.

As for anything romantic, I'm even more confused and have currently slid into the "questioning" box. I don't know. Guess I'll just ignore it for now.

supposedly ignoring such things is bad, but it worked just fine for years for me. Now I'm past where i enjoyed ignoring it and it makes me sad.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

i texted Bridgeboy this morning....

he said he has a crush on me. I asked him why and he hasn't responded yet, so we'll see.

 

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

14 hours ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

Oh! to get this back on topic! I'm planning to text that boy (i will refer to him as Bridgeboy from here on out)

tomorrow! NGL, i'm FrEaKiNg out aLrEaDy 

 

*hides under table*

HAHAHAHAHA YASS

[Aeoryi she/her]

27 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

i texted Bridgeboy this morning....

he said he has a crush on me. I asked him why and he hasn't responded yet, so we'll see.

 

I hope it goes well

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 minutes ago, Part Of The Narrative said:

HAHAHAHAHA YASS

Chill gurl! Plz just chill

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Resolute said:

I hope it goes well

you and me both 

[Immortal Platypus]

4 minutes ago, Part Of The Narrative said:

HAHAHAHAHA YASS

non-ookla?

BECOME AN OOKLA!!!!!

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Immortal said:

non-ookla?

BECOME AN OOKLA!!!!!

What does that even mean and why is it a thing

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

48 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

i texted Bridgeboy this morning....

he said he has a crush on me. I asked him why and he hasn't responded yet, so we'll see.

 

YESSSSSSS!!!

 You got this.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Part Of The Narrative said:

What does that even mean and why is it a thing

visit this thread. Become an Ookla! FULFILL YOUR DESTINY!!!!!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

6 hours ago, Ookla the foolish said:

YESSSSSSS!!!

 You got this.

 

okay, okay! spilling the tea!

he said he likes me because I'm "nice" and "funny"

I told him I had a crush on him and he seemed happy about it.

I'l see him tomorrow, and hopefully talk with him face to face. 

yay! 

I'm hoping it won't be awkward at all, but you never know...   

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

29 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

okay, okay! spilling the tea!

he said he likes me because I'm "nice" and "funny"

I told him I had a crush on him and he seemed happy about it.

I'l see him tomorrow, and hopefully talk with him face to face. 

yay! 

I'm hoping it won't be awkward at all, but you never know...   

That’s great!!!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

On 11/26/2023 at 5:54 PM, Ookla the Yellow Sock said:

Haven’t had my first kiss yet. *sighhhhh*

Never even romantically held someone’s hand.

you and me both, my friend-

On 11/26/2023 at 8:56 PM, Ookla The Storyteller said:

i want you all to know something

 

love is quiet

love is loud

love is silence

love is shouting

love is laughter

love is tears

love is a million different things.

but i swear to you, by the Splinters of Honor, that love is the most painful and beautiful and painfully beautiful thing you will ever experience.

dont ever,

dont ever

think otherwise.

we were made to love.

love the right one.

I agree 100%!

On 11/27/2023 at 5:59 AM, Ookla the Immortal said:

the worst part is that she used to like me, back when i didn't like her, and then we had an "overlap" time where we both liked each other, and now I like her and she doesn't like me. Ugh. Life is soooooo tiring.  

That happened to me once...

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

21 hours ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

I’ll see him tomorrow, and hopefully talk with him face to face. 

How did it go/is it going?

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 11/26/2023 at 9:56 PM, Ookla The Storyteller said:

i want you all to know something

 

love is quiet

love is loud

love is silence

love is shouting

love is laughter

love is tears

love is a million different things.

but i swear to you, by the Splinters of Honor, that love is the most painful and beautiful and painfully beautiful thing you will ever experience.

dont ever,

dont ever

think otherwise.

we were made to love.

love the right one.

(Stars above I’m late)

Thank you, Cal. 

[Canada Lover]

No offesne whatsoever to anyone.

What have I discovered? I thought people here were all socially awkward and too busy reading books. Social interaction... ugh. Romance... ugh. A social bookworm. A paradox. I thought I'd never see the day.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Canada Lover said:

No offesne whatsoever to anyone.

What have I discovered? I thought people here were all socially awkward and too busy reading books. Social interaction... ugh. Romance... ugh. A social bookworm. A paradox. I thought I'd never see the day.

...

we are. you just have to find someone also like that