Haiku time!

[Immortal Platypus]

On 12/3/2022 at 4:17 PM, Ookla the Debonair said:

Here is a poem

Of haikus I wrote before

I hope you enjoy

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that was... AMAZING I LOVED THE POEM. just one question:

it is kind of strange.

do you pronounce it po-em?

if you don't, it's four.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

10 minutes ago, Ookla the platypus said:

it is kind of strange.

do you pronounce it po-em?

if you don't, it's four.

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I do in fact pronounce poem with two syllables.

Do you not?

 

Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the Debonair

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

It can be pronounced

either way. Po—m and po-em

both work. It depends.

[Telrao she/her]

Indeed, the English

Language is strange in that way.

Is "language" 2? 3?

[Immortal Platypus]

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layn-gwige is how I pronounce it.

 

[AonDoor he/him]

Haikus are stupid.

Don't you try to change my mind.

It's for Japanese.

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Not English.

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

俳句はばかだ。

私の考えを変えようとしないでください。

日本人向けです。

Still doesn't make sense.

[Telrao she/her]

But my good AonDoor

Is this not a form of art?

Sharing culture, yeah?

[AonDoor he/him]

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I guess I don't want to get sacrificed.

Sharing culture doesn't mean inserting your own culture into another. For example, you wouldn't do Dim Sum with various American foods.

 

 

Edited December 16, 2022 by AonDoor

[Immortal Platypus]

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you get that non-haiku in a quote box or turn it into a haiku. read the rules!!!

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Haikus still are quite

Poetic in their own way.

You have a point, tho.

[Telrao she/her]

It's almost Christmas.

This time it's slightly stressful.

I need to make gifts.

[Immortal Platypus]

I have an Intent.

I will make this thread alive.

My goal is needed.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Absolutely not.

Haikus are much too hard, dude.

Please stop this right now.

[Immortal Platypus]

This fiend will be stopped!

This is inevitable.

It will be revived.

[Telrao she/her]

Wow, I didn't know

That people would revive this

Long forsaken thread!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

We can always do

Another haiku challenge

Like I did last year

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I suck at haiku

I want to get in on this

But would it be fun?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Practice makes perfect!

It can't hurt to post here, right?

So why not try it?

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, TheAlpha929 said:

I suck at haiku

I want to get in on this

But would it be fun?

The trick to this game

Is the rhythm within your

Haikus. Why not try?

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I was talking about 

The post of Nerdy’s that came

Just before my own

[Telrao she/her]

Oh, apologies!

I should have realized that fact...

My mistake hehe

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Hehehehehe

Hehehehehehehe

Hehehehehe

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I mean, it was a haiku 

 

Edited March 22, 2023 by TheAlpha929

[Cinnamon]

I guess you’re not wrong

but you are not right either

don’t cheat at Haikus

[Immortal Platypus]

but cheating haikus!

even though it is not good,

it can be great fun.