Shower thoughts

[Edema Rue she/her]

Not centaurs, that's for sure.

[Immortal Platypus]

guys. this is important

Spoiler

are orange oranges orange because orange is orange or is orange orange because orange oranges are orange?

Also, have you ever considered that the purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall? My brain is exploding.

or at age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays?

Or that coffee is just coffee flavored water?

Well?! Have you!!!?

[Wittles he/him]

30 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

guys. this is important

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are orange oranges orange because orange is orange or is orange orange because orange oranges are orange?

Also, have you ever considered that the purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall? My brain is exploding.

or at age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays?

Or that coffee is just coffee flavored water?

Well?! Have you!!!?

Please stop.

I wanted to keep my brain intact until at least my senior year. I guess I'll have to do with the shattered remains of what is left of my scattered brain

[Edema Rue she/her]

You’ll get used to it. It’s worse irl, when you can’t stop him and he sits behind you, slowly crushing your brain into tiny pieces. 

[Immortal Platypus]

Oh, I barely even talk to you, only on the Shard.

[Edema Rue she/her]

You're like a foot away from me right now and you spent all of last period saying that 4=6.5 or whatever. Don't even try to claim that you don't like to hurt my soul.

[Immortal Platypus]

6.6=4* but I said that I was wrong because of that, not that it was right. and I didn't choose my seat, I wouldn't be sitting here if i did.

[Wittles he/him]

3 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

6.6=4* but I said that I was wrong because of that, not that it was right. and I didn't choose my seat, I wouldn't be sitting here if i did.

Is it one of those problems that shouldn't work, but does?

[Edema Rue she/her]

No, it was just us failing to do math.

[Immortal Platypus]

yep! It wasn't good, our teacher wasn't there today.  we exploded

[Channelknight Fadran]

Why can't cabbages eat wolves

Why can't cabbages eat wolves

Why can't cabbages eat wolves

Why can't cabbages eat wolves

[AonDoor he/him]

(Totally true fact incoming) The "Missing Link" between cows and their ancient reptilian ancestors was called the Lactosaurus, and was the first lactating reptile.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Oops, I thought that this was Sharder One-Liners.

Edited March 3, 2023 by NerdyAarakocra

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Couldn't a one liner be a shower thought? A lot of them sound like shower thoughts.

[Wittles he/him]

A shower thought can be a thought that is thought in the shower, or a thought that is thought by a shower

[Edema Rue she/her]

Or a thought that is not thought at all.

[AonDoor he/him]

This one's not all that spectacular.

Spoiler

It is brilliant, though.

The word "brilliant" means "bright," which can mean "intelligent."

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

There is no such thing as nothing because once nothing is named it becomes something and therefore nothing doesn’t exist but if it doesn’t exist then nothing exists but if it exists then it doesn’t.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I’m going to cry I don’t even know why I read this thread anymore.

[Immortal Platypus]

because these thoughts are amazing.  

RoW minor spoiler

Spoiler

Like how Kaladin invented therapy

I thought about that and my mind exploded.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Canada was too polite to colonize anybody.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Courtesy of @TheGreatSnail:

"I'm up for that" and "I'm down for that" mean the same thing.

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

9 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Courtesy of @TheGreatSnail:

"I'm up for that" and "I'm down for that" mean the same thing.

your welcome

Edited March 6, 2023 by TheGreatSnail

[Immortal Platypus]

I just realized. @TheGreatSnail seems to claim to be a snail, but also claims to be "just a lil goblin" How can both be true!!!!!!!?

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

I just realized. @TheGreatSnail seems to claim to be a snail, but also claims to be "just a lil goblin" How can both be true!!!!!!!?

i have my ways *dramatically exits*

Edited March 6, 2023 by TheGreatSnail