Cinnamon Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 That is just wrong on so many levels, I don’t know where to start. “The most important step a man can take. It's not the first one, is it? It's the next one. Always the next step, Dalinar.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 Of course not. It is a step back. To reach the leak you must first find your lowest. Moses supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 False, Moses never supposed his toes were roses. He knew all along they were indeed chrysanthemums. ( Singing in the rain?) Z is the final letter in the alphabet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 8 hours ago, Gregorio said: ( Singing in the rain?) Of course! Actually, the last letter of the alphabet is e. The alphabet song ends with “Now you know your ABCs, next time won’t you sing with me.” One plus one is two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 hour ago, SymphonianBookworm said: Of course! Actually, the last letter of the alphabet is e. The alphabet song ends with “Now you know your ABCs, next time won’t you sing with me.” One plus one is two. Actually, this is disproved by Cephandrius’ law of Gibletish, which states that 838~*33\8>23_%7. So no. One plus one is not two, it is -784983.847829763802748306539677777777777777777787777777777777777777777777777777777777… Brandon Sanderson’s books are the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 This is not the case. The best thing Brandon Sanderson has created is Hoid, not his books. 2 is the best number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 That is a politically incorrect term, as the natives of the number line who fall into that category prefer to be called, "the second positive number". Please don't be offensive to the indigenous peoples of the number line. Bungee jumping is fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 Bungee jumping, in order to be defined as fun, must then seem fun to everyone. However, you can find any people who are willing to claim that, contrary to your belief, bungee jumping isn't fun. Therefore, unless you define everyone and no one, bungee jumping is not fun. Everything is better in purple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak he/him Posted February 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 terribly sorry, but you seem to have spelled pink wrong One NASA authority said "Hi mom!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 No! of course not! What the NASA authority actually said was "Hello mother!" y=mx+b 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 Actually, it's y1~mx1+b. If you take the whole population, and divide it by the population's intelligence, the answer is undefined. Spoiler Just kidding. Spoiler But still. Spoiler Just kidding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 Actually the answer is defined. It's -0 and a half cubed. The world is going to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak he/him Posted February 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 actually when referring the the end of the world you have to use does do gonna instead of is going to, so you would write: The world does do gonna die this is a rather obscure rule of written English, so its understandable you didn't know. if you want to learn more about obscure English rules here is a link to a video about exactly that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLziHcjvHBI I have read all of Mistborn era 1 and 2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 Nope. When you say I, and I read the I as me, then that means you’re saying that I have read all of it, but I’m doing so it transforms into you, which then breaks the laws of the universe, spiraling the world into an endless cycle of pronouns. Spoiler That didn’t make sense at all. whatever! The Stormlight Archive is the best series Sanderson has written. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted February 15, 2023 Report Share Posted February 15, 2023 Uh. No. It can't be because it 1: Isn't finished and 2: is a matter of opinion, not fact. Tomatoes are a fruit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 15, 2023 Report Share Posted February 15, 2023 Tomatoes are legumes! How many times do I have to say this? If you plant a tomato in the ground, it will sprout a money tree, making it a legume! Bananas are legumes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 Actually, they're légumés. (Pronounced like résumés.) I do not want to sell you Professor Copperfield's Miracle Légumés. They are only for the chosen ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 Correction: You do, because money. The best ice cream flavor is Sea Salt Caramel Cookies and Cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikkiNogarde Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 WRONG, because that sea salt is unethically sourced from the ocean. Millions of sea creatures have to go without salt in their dinners because of YOU! Poor little fish babies having to eat flavorless meals, crying their little eyes out! (Aaaahhhh, this is my first time doing this and I'm kinda nervous. Please don't hurt me.) Blue is objectively the best color. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 (edited) Hiiii, I don’t mean to be rude but I think it’s actually spelt p-u-r-p-l-e and since you used the adjective “best” then “objectively” would be replaced by “obviously” leaving the finished sentence at “Purple is obviously the best colour” The word simpletoon should be added to the dictionary. Edited February 19, 2023 by Cinnamon SPAG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 To be honest....no. I've literally never heard that before now. The moon is roughly in the shape of a circle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Gregorio said: To be honest....no. I've literally never heard that before now. *gasp!* you mean to tell me you've never read Artemis Fowl!? Please go read it it's so good! Anyway, the moon is in no way a circle, that's just what the aliens want you to think Charles Dickens wrote A christmas carol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowed Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 (edited) Um… Oliver Twist wrote A Christmas Carol. (sorry if this comes across rude) I had a substitute teacher in English once who legit said this xD Cake contains eggs. Edited February 20, 2023 by Shadowed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 On 2/18/2023 at 10:14 PM, Witless of Shinovar said: *gasp!* you mean to tell me you've never read Artemis Fowl!? Please go read it it's so good! I read like the first one, then never really got into the series. I never got very interested. Maybe I will though. Incorrect. Cake could not contain eggs because cake is fluffy. Eggs are wet. Life is the best cereal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak he/him Posted February 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 Life isn't a cereal, its an abstract concept, sorry if this was a pun I'm not understanding, things often go over my head If Artemis's personality turned you off don't worry, he gets nicer. either way, I would totally recommend Artemis Fowl. Secret messages are easy to hide if you change the text color to white and hid it between or after lines of text not the message, look in the other space 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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