Ask Telrao Anything!

[Telrao she/her]

Ahem, hello dear HumAns.

I am Telrao, your Local Feline Elantrian. And in celebration of becoming a *ahem* noble, I have created what they call an "Ask me Anything" page.

I will patiently await your questions as I attempt to win the Battle For the Sandwich.

 

[Cinnamon]

*clears throat loudly*
…

Do you like pasta? 

What is your favourite colour?

Hardest class you have ever taken?

Favorite Brandon book?

Least favourite Brandon book?

Mini marshmallows, big marshmallows or regular sized marshmallows?

Which book introduced you to Brandon? 

Pineapple on pizza, yes, no or neutral?

If you could play any instrument what would it be? 

What is a talent you wish you had?

Opinions on odd socks?

What is a skill you are trying to learn?

Have you seen a man with six fingers on his right hand? (this is a reference I’m not crazy- well I am but…)

Worst food you have ever eaten?

Do you like musicals?

If you were an Allomancer, which metal would you want to be able to burn?

If you had the chance to invest one thing with Breath, what would it be and what command would you give it?

What pets do you have?

Vegimite. Yes!!! , ewwww. Or don’t have strong opinions?

Do you use the Oxford comma?

Would you consider joining a Sanderson Elimination game? (it’s like mafia or werewolf, but Sanderson)

Do you like pickles?

First Sanderson book?

Best holiday you’ve been on?

Potatoes?

Is this too many questions?

Should I have numbered these?

Last but certainly not least …

Would you eat a worm if I gave you $2?

[Telrao she/her]

*Sees list* "Oh..."

*INHALES DEEPLY*

"I LOVE pasta

Blue is my favourite colour

Methods Prep is hardest class I've taken so far

Words of Radiance - Fave!

There is no least favourite.

Normal marshmallows please

My siblings introduced me to Brandon, but the first I read was Skyward

Pinapple on pizza is a SIN and should NOT exist

I currently can play the piccolo, flute, and piano. But I would like to learn the viola for funzies

I wish I could actually make really good art

Odd socks are fine as long as I can't see them

I have seen the guy in the Princess Bride, if that's what you're referencing

Worst food ever eaten - OLIVES (I'm sorry, but bleaugh!)

I LOVE musicals

I would burn steel - being a Coinpush would be SUPER COOL (and yes, I have thought about this)

Uhm, my house and tell it to hover in the sky

I have lotsa fish (endler guppies, several species of tetras, bristlenose catfish, a clown loach, siamese algae eater, honey gouramis, corydoras, and darwin shrimps.) I also have a cat

Vegemite is a yes

Yes, I do use oxford comma (refer to list O fish)

Sure! Although, I do have exams coming up so it's a "it depends"

Pickles is a maybe

Skyward was first Sanderson book (still love it)

Uhm can't really decide - I went to America when I was 3, so I guess that's the best one (Disneyland lez go)

ALL THE POTATOES

mmpmlsmm I'm dying maybe too many questions agg

Maybe numbered them yeah

I don't think I could live with the fact that I consumed an innocent worm"

*pants tiredly*

Thank you, dear Cinnamon, for your questions! *pants again and tries to recover*

Edited October 31, 2022 by Telrao
I forgot about the socks :p

[Cinnamon]

Bold = me (for some reason the quote wasn't working) 

*Sees list* "Oh..."

hehehe

*INHALES DEEPLY*

"I LOVE pasta

me toooooo

Blue is my favourite colour

*thumbs up*

Methods Prep is hardest class I've taken so far

oof. What are you doing methods for? You must be smart!

There is no least favourite.

woooooooooo

Pinapple on pizza is a SIN and should NOT exist

I am going to have to respectfully disagree

I wish I could actually make really good art

me toooooo

I have seen the guy in the Princess Bride, if that's what you're referencing

Yup!

Worst food ever eaten - OLIVES (I'm sorry, but bleaugh!)

I don't like olives either

I LOVE musicals

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! WOOOOO YEAHHHHHH @DramaQueen we have another one!

I would burn steel - being a Coinpush would be SUPER COOL (and yes, I have thought about this)

I wanna be a coinshot too!

Vegemite is a yes

respect.

Yes, I do use oxford comma (refer to list O fish)

 

Sure! Although, I do have exams coming up so it's a "it depends"

uggghhh me too, but you should totally join a game sometime!

Uhm can't really decide - I went to America when I was 3, so I guess that's the best one (Disneyland lez go)

me too! (I lived there till I was three and a half so IDK if that counts as a holiday but.. me tooo!!)

ALL THE POTATOES

mhmm preach sistah!

mmpmlsmm I'm dying maybe too many questions agg

sorry 

I don't think I could live with the fact that I consumed an innocent worm"

good to know *feverently takes notes*

Thank you, dear Cinnamon, for your questions! *pants again and tries to recover*

You're welcome... maybe I'm not sure if it was a blessing or a curse

Quote

edit: I figured out the quote, it was a me problem, but I am too lazy to go and fix it...

 

Edited October 31, 2022 by Cinnamon

[That1Cellist he/him]

Are you happy generally?

What is an underappreciated thing that makes you happy?

Favorite rabbit breed?

Favorite school subject?

Favorite hobby?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What inspired you to become an Elantrian Cat? And what kind of cat are you?

[Telrao she/her]

On 01/11/2022 at 0:18 AM, That1Cellist said:

Are you happy generally?

What is an underappreciated thing that makes you happy?

Favorite rabbit breed?

Favorite school subject?

Favorite hobby?

Yes, I am generally a happy, contented human (imagine a cat in the sunshine - that's me almost all the time)

Underappreciated thing? Probably QUALITY EDM artists. The music is SO good, but no one ever checks them out because of all the tryhards the ruin the genre.

I don't know rabbit breeds, but I LOVE the super floofy but smol ones. ADORABLE.

My favourite school subject is probably Visual Arts - it's easy, and I get to play with watercolour paint - what's better than that?

Favourite hobby... hmm. Hard to choose! Probably reading a book, and then attempting to draw the characters and failing (laughing at myself is the best part!)

On 01/11/2022 at 1:45 AM, Sequence said:

What inspired you to become an Elantrian Cat? And what kind of cat are you?

I love Elantris, and I love cats. So I chose to be an Elantrian Cat (I'm just original that way, y'know?)

I am a blue point Ragdoll cat. Look it up - they're super floofy and super cute and I love them!

I thank you for all the questions, humans. May Brando Sando continue to favour you.

Edited November 6, 2022 by Telrao
I'm actually a ragdoll lol

[S. Stormy she/her]

On 10/30/2022 at 10:03 PM, Cinnamon said:

Have you seen a man with six fingers on his right hand? (this is a reference I’m not crazy- well I am but…)

PREPARE TO DIE!

[Telrao she/her]

4 hours ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

PREPARE TO DIE!

*Laughs and hands Shallan Stormblessed a sword*

Edited November 5, 2022 by Telrao

[S. Stormy she/her]

44 minutes ago, Telrao said:

*Laughs and hands Shallan Stormblessed a sword*

*Laughs and uses it to stab Count Rugen*

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

*Laughs and uses it to stab Count Rugen*

*Runs outside and grabs white horses so we can ride away into the sunset* (Sweet revenge)

Edited November 5, 2022 by Telrao

[S. Stormy she/her]

On 11/4/2022 at 5:59 PM, Telrao said:

*Runs outside and grabs white horses so we can ride away into the sunset*

*Becomes the Dread Pirate Roberts*

edit: I think this was my 300th post. Hehe. There are worse ways to spend it.

Edited November 6, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed
300th post! Woo!

[Ranryu she/her]

Do cats all speak the same language, or do they speak different languages based on where they live or what breed of cat they are?

[Telrao she/her]

20 hours ago, Ranryu said:

Do cats all speak the same language, or do they speak different languages based on where they live or what breed of cat they are?

I believe that cats speak different at dialects - like how different villages in Japan and China have different dialects of the same language. Cats are from a common ancestor (probably) and therefore would most likely have the same base language.

So, it's a "yes" to both!  

[Mr. Misting he/him]

It might just be a wild guess on my part but I think I know your favorite animal, so what is your second favorite animal?

What is your optimal color of toothbrush?

Do you think you could chug a gallon of milk?

[Telrao she/her]

On 12/11/2022 at 11:42 AM, Mr. Misting said:

It might just be a wild guess on my part but I think I know your favorite animal, so what is your second favorite animal?

What is your optimal color of toothbrush?

Do you think you could chug a gallon of milk?

Ooooo trickyy

Second favourite has to be some sort of parrot - probably an Orange Bellied Parrot (they're critically endangered and FREAKIN' ADORABLE)

Optimal colour of toothbrush would be blue - more of a cyan - to complement the toothpaste smears

I... don't like milk. And my chugging skills are basically non-existent... so no. I would chug a gallon of apple juice, tho!

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Howya doing today

Ya like jazz?

What's your favorite thread?

Why cats?

[Telrao she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

Howya doing today

Ya like jazz?

What's your favorite thread?

Why cats?

Doin OK how u?

Yes. *slaps bee off of the counter with orange and poppy seed cake*

Favourite thread... tricky tricky. TLPW is pretty funny... but I also enjoy the Insanity Clinic. Hum. TLT is hilarious, tho. So... all of them?

Because cats. All the cats. What more could you want? Cute, fluffy, sweet balls of therapy. My beautiful children! (that almost sounded like a poem)

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

9 hours ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Doin OK how u?

Pretty solid tbh :P.

9 hours ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Yes. *slaps bee off of the counter with orange and poppy seed cake*

Lol yes!

9 hours ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Favourite thread... tricky tricky. TLPW is pretty funny... but I also enjoy the Insanity Clinic. Hum. TLT is hilarious, tho. So... all of them?

You know what that's fair

9 hours ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Because cats. All the cats. What more could you want? Cute, fluffy, sweet balls of therapy. My beautiful children! (that almost sounded like a poem)

Because cats

All the cats

What more could you want?

Cute, fluffy

Sweet balls of therapy

My beautiful children

[Telrao she/her]

9 hours ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

Because cats

All the cats

What more could you want?

Cute, fluffy

Sweet balls of therapy

My beautiful children

Yes. Absolutely yes.  (I'm doing Literature now, and I'm LOVING it!)

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

Yes. Absolutely yes.  (I'm doing Literature now, and I'm LOVING it!)

That's so cool! Me too!

I love analysis

Unfortunately for me my teacher thinks I do too much sometimes...

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Favorite non-fictional book?

What is your favorite of the 5 sense?

What do you think the most satisfying way to break a window is?

What is your opinion upon pickles?

If you could invent a sport what would it be?

Favorite number?

Favorite prime number?

Least favorite number?

If you could go skydiving would you?

How do you want your funeral to go?

[AonEne he/him]

Where did you find your pfp and why is it so adorable? 

[Telrao she/her]

In response to @Mr. Misting's questions... (sorry for the extremely late reply!)

Favorite non-fictional book? That's a hard one! I basically solely read fiction. I'd say the Bible - it's filled with many stories. Revelation is my favorite of them all.

Favourite sense? Most likely sight. I know it's super obvious when you look at it (ha), but I love to see things - beautiful greenery, adorable animals, and the smiles on other people's faces.

Wh- heh? Most satisfying way to break a window? Playing a high-pitched sound above human hearing and watching it shatter instantaneously. Sounds awesome. (Ha)

Pickles are... interesting beings. They taste... curious. I prefer them in things, but not on their own.

If I were to invent a sport, it would have something to do with cats. Maybe having a group of super floofy, adorable kitties and seeing if anyone can resist patting them.

Seven. It sounds nice.

Favourite prime number is also seven. If I were to choose a different one... One. Just to break your mind.

Least favourite number would be three. It's odd.

I would never go skydiving. More people have died yeeting out of planes than getting yeeted by sharks. So yeah.  

Funeral planning? HAH! Something like I would fake my death, and while my few friends and family are mourning, I walk in and say "oh, sorry, am I late?" Then lie down in the coffin. Then rick roll them all. Then release the adorable kittens from the secret compartment underneath my coffin. Then die. At the funeral. That is how it shall go.

In response to @AonEne's question - I found my pfp online whilst discovering one of my favourite digital artists, APOFISS. He makes really cute, floofy kitties and I LOVE THEM! The cat is cute because it is chubby and floofy and I just wanna schwoosh his leetle face  

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

What is the answer to this question?

Is the answer to this question no?

Have you seen Inception, Interstellar, Tenet, Arrival, and/or Dune, and if so, what is your opinion on them?