The Battle for the Sandwich

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I drop my sandwich  then get mad cause it was a very good sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I stomp on your sandwich, then disappear.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Inspired said:

I break free from it's stomach, remake my monster truck, and drive off again.

Who am I?

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

Just before Ookla the Inconclusive disappears I squish the stomped sandwich into their hair

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, MadMax634 said:

Just before Ookla the Inconclusive disappears I squish the stomped sandwich into their hair

Good thing I no longer have hair.

I vanish, laughing at your poor attempt at revenge.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I launch myself at my mirror image, clawing at the monstrosity that I am created after.

itirSp defends itself, and the two are locked in combat.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Who am I?

You're my friend! You were made to help me! totally...

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Doom said:

You're my friend! You were made to help me! totally...

Don't listen. That's not who you are.

I don't know... the argument is pretty convincing.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Don't listen. That's not who you are.

I don't know... the argument is pretty convincing.

Wait, I thought you were made to help me . . .

*sob*

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Wait, I thought you were made to help me . . .

*sob*

*looks between the two*

Wait... WHAT? Who am I to help?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*looks between the two*

Wait... WHAT? Who am I to help?

"I thought it was me!" I wail.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"I thought it was me!" I wail.

I must consult the... the almighty... with Of's help, though.

 

     hh                        

                                        

                              

                                  

                                        

          pineapples            

                                        

                                        

                               

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

I must consult the... the almighty... with Of's help, though.

 

     hh                        

                                        

                              

                                  

                                        

          pineapples            

                                        

                                        

                               

 

*aggressively eats*

NOM

MORE

[strmblsd he/him]

I cast fireball I scream. then throw a Molotov cocktail at a can of gas

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

     hh                        

                                        

                              

                                  

                                        

          pineapples            

                                        

                                        

                               

     hh                        

                                        

                              

                                  

                                        

          pineapples            

                                        

                                        

                               

     hh                        

                                        

                              

                                  

                                        

          pineapples            

                                        

                                        

                               

     hh                        

                                        

                              

                                  

                                        

          pineapples            

                                        

                                        

                               

     hh                        

                                        

                              

                                  

                                        

          pineapples            

                                        

                                        

                               

     hh                        

                                        

                              

                                  

                                        

          pineapples            

                                        

                                        

                               

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

I cast fireball I scream. then throw a Molotov cocktail at a can of gas

I jump in front of you.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I eat pineapples.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I jump in front of you.

I laugh as I see an explosion. (dont worry it was in a (mostly) abandoned parking garage)

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

I laugh as I see an explosion. (dont worry it was in a (mostly) abandoned parking garage)

I offer pineapples.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

I laugh as I see an explosion. (dont worry it was in a (mostly) abandoned parking garage)

I glare at you, then wrap you in bubble wrap again

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I glare at you, then wrap you in bubble wrap again

I frown. then laugh. then go looking for more supplies for more molotovs

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

I frown. then laugh. then go looking for more supplies for more molotovs

I duct tape you *gently* to the wall.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

I offer pineapples to all.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

I offer pineapples to all.

I eat all the pineapples.

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I duct tape you *gently* to the wall.

I decide not to struggle because this isn't the first time I've been taped to a wall... at my grandmas house like 2 and a half years ago....