The Battle for the Sandwich

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

13 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

The Shamans erase itirSp's very existence using time travel.

Unfortunately, this creates a paradox that undoes the erasing of iritSp’s existence.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Drehy said:

Unfortunately, this creates a paradox that undoes the erasing of iritSp’s existence.

The Shaman Press Secretary declines to comment.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I travel to the Dreamscape and float through a void until I arrive at last at the shores and see Frodo and Bilbo and Elrond and Gandalf standing there.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Drehy said:

I travel to the Dreamscape and float through a void until I arrive at last at the shores and see Frodo and Bilbo and Elrond and Gandalf standing there.

I eject my Spirit from my body commanding him to follow you.

Reluctantly agreeing with the idiot Wrath, I follow Drehy and stalk Gandalf.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I eject my Spirit from my body commanding him to follow you.

Reluctantly agreeing with the idiot Wrath, I follow Drehy and stalk Gandalf.

I summon Durin's Bane and unleashes it upon itirSp/Wrath/Spirit/whoever it is.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I eject my Spirit from my body commanding him to follow you.

Reluctantly agreeing with the idiot Wrath, I follow Drehy and stalk Gandalf.

I sense something behind me and turn around, staring ominously at Spirit.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

I summon Durin's Bane and unleashes it upon itirSp/Wrath/Spirit/whoever it is.

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Which one?

Wrath, Spirit, and itirSp all have different roles and personalities...

(I SHOULD ADD OF TO TLT AS A NARRATOR!)

 

4 minutes ago, Drehy said:

I sense something behind me and turn around, staring ominously at Spirit.

I snap my fingers irritably and appear behind you. What are you doing? I project into your mind.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I appear nearby, once again a ghost.

*looks at hands*

WOOHOO

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I appear nearby, once again a ghost.

*looks at hands*

WOOHOO

I look at the Dreamscape leak. In a southern accent, "What are yeeeeuuuu doing here?"

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GUYS ITS A JOKE DONT KILL ME

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

 

I snap my fingers irritably and appear behind you. What are you doing? I project into your mind.

Uh…wondering why you’re following me?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Drehy said:

Uh…wondering why you’re following me?

Because the idiot that controls my body commanded me to.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Because the idiot that controls my body commanded me to.

But you’re not in your body here…why do you have to listen to them?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I look at the Dreamscape leak. In a southern accent, "What are yeeeeuuuu doing here?"

*glares daggers*

*tackles*

*rips to shreds with bare hands*

*calmly walks away*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*glares daggers*

*tackles*

*rips to shreds with bare hands*

*calmly walks away*

*Resists this*

"itirSp came from me. Or is it the other way around... I'm actually not sure. You think I'm susceptible to that?"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

*watches in confusion as Spirit simultaneously talks to me and is ripped apart in a double image*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

*Resists this*

"itirSp came from me. Or is it the other way around... I'm actually not sure. You think I'm susceptible to that?"

*southern rage*

I do.

*attacks violently with knives*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Drehy said:

*watches in confusion as Spirit simultaneously talks to me and is ripped apart in a double image*

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I have multiple people.

Adtae: Essentially just Death. Currently in the bold text. Has a mask, when he takes it off, anyone who sees his eyes dies.

Spirit: My British alter-ego that is now traversing the Dreamscape with you

Wrath: Me. Currently in the bold text

itirSp: The most dangerous one, who is an eldritch creature commanded by @The H and in the bold text. Not even human, has the ability to clone itself infinitely and spontaneously grow limbs or eyes or wings. Also has literally any ability.

 

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*southern rage*

I do.

*attacks violently with knives*

I defend myself. "WOAH!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

17 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

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GUYS ITS A JOKE DONT KILL ME

 

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I genuinely would have slapped you if you said that to me irl

Word of advice

Do not

I repeat

DO NOT

Ever do that to a Southerner in real life.

ESPECIALLY someone from the Deep South.

It will not go well for you.

In more ways than one.

I am actually being 100% serious right now.

 

Edited November 14, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I continue to watch in confusion for a bit, then keep heading toward the shores, only to find them now on fire. I start looking around, thinking I somehow moved

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I defend myself. "WOAH!"

*keeps attacking*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I’m a Southerner and I find it funny when people make fun of Southern accents, I think it’s a regional thing

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

 

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Hey I can say it! I'm a southerner!

 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*keeps attacking*

"'Twas but a joke!"

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This is not mocking anyone, I swear. I say twas on a regular basis

 

1 minute ago, Drehy said:

I’m a Southerner and I find it funny when people make fun of Southern accents, I think it’s a regional thing

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Im about as south as you can go, and I have yet to find an accent like that.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Drehy said:

I’m a Southerner and I find it funny when people make fun of Southern accents, I think it’s a regional thing

IT'S DEFINITELY A REGIONAL THING, ARKANSAS.

Spoiler

No offense.

Spoiler

I mean this only in jest

 

 

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

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Im about as south as you can go, and I have yet to find an accent like that.

 

OH YEAH

You're excused.

I JUST FEEL VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS

Dang Westerners are so mean sometimes . . . *sob*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Is my name just Arkansas now?

I feel like that’s what a lot of people know me as

Edited November 14, 2024 by Drehy

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Drehy said:

Is my name just Arkansas now?

I feel like that’s what a lot of people know me as

Just me, for the most part.

I don't remember anyone else calling you that on a regular basis