The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

itirSp attacks.

I dodge and slice backwards towards him.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I dodge and slice backwards towards him.

It screeches, taking the slice but stabbing towards you, ignoring the acid it bleeds.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

It screeches, taking the slice but stabbing towards you, ignoring the acid it bleeds.

"Ew-" I dodge again and strike again, although the slice takes me slightly in the shoulder.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Ew-" I dodge again and strike again, although the slice takes me slightly in the shoulder.

It bites at you, its jaw unhinging and growing sharper fangs.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

It bites at you, its jaw unhinging and growing sharper fangs.

I yelp and slice its jaw off.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I yelp and slice its jaw off.

Its jaw regrows, but the old one grows a small head, going towards you.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Its jaw regrows, but the old one grows a small head, going towards you.

"EW."

I call in the nukes.

They careen from the sky.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

14 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"EW."

I call in the nukes.

They careen from the sky.

The nukes fall through portals of nothingness.

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[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

The nukes fall through portals of nothingness.

 

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A single on reappears and incinerates both of us.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

9 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

A single on reappears and incinerates both of us.

itirSp survives. It cannot die.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

55 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

itirSp survives. It cannot die.

The Shamans erase itirSp's very existence using time travel.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

I stand in the middle of all of this shouting;

LOOK LOOK IM A PHILOSIPHER!!!!!

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I summon the sandwich to me with the powers of a middle child.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I backhand the sandwich away with the power of the oldest child. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I catch the Sandwich with the power of the middle child.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I am a pile of ash.

By the power of the oldest child.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

I eat Glass-Ash

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

what whyyyyyyyy ew

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Using the power of the middle child once again, I get away with the Sandwich unnoticed.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take the sandwich with second to youngest sibling powers.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

4 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I take the sandwich with second to youngest sibling powers.

I run away after stealing the sandwich using youngest sibling powers.

[SpiritOfWrath he/him]

6 hours ago, DaveSouls said:

I eat Glass-Ash

itirSp looks at Dave. WHAT HAD DAVE DONE? DAVE INTERFERED. DAVE MUST DIE.

itirSp slices Dave open, extracting the Glass-Ash and reviving Glass to continue the fight.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

29 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

itirSp looks at Dave. WHAT HAD DAVE DONE? DAVE INTERFERED. DAVE MUST DIE.

itirSp slices Dave open, extracting the Glass-Ash and reviving Glass to continue the fight.

Ouchie

[Unintelligenius he/him]

51 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

I run away after stealing the sandwich using youngest sibling powers.

I run after you and take the sandwich with fourth oldest sibling powers.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

2 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I run after you and take the sandwich with fourth oldest sibling powers.

I run after you and take the sandwich using the distraction of my dog, screeching at you at the top of her doggy-lungs.