The Battle for the Sandwich

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

On 10/19/2022 at 2:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

Anything goes, as long as:
The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

1 minute ago, Born of Mist said:

You can't, I'm in my realm.

No one can enter besides me and me alone. Period.

Unfortunately, the Thread itself ejects you from this impermeable realm while you are holding the Sandwich, and the aforementioned actions still happe 

[Born of Mist He/Him]

I do the same thing, except with iron and slam into you at 1100 MPH.

My gold compounding heals me and I take the sandwich.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Born of Mist said:

I do the same thing, except with iron and slam into you at 1100 MPH.

My gold compounding heals me and I take the sandwich.

Unfortunately for you, I'm a fullborn and can also compound gold. As you slam into me, I grapple you. I put you in a wristlock to weaken your grip and snag the Sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Born of Mist said:

How does it "tackes" me?

The Chull-person misses and I disappear.

It was originally a chull that reached sentience from nicrosil shenanigans. 'Twas eaten by itirSp, so I stole itirSp's organs and built a body and stapled its cognitive shadow.

So it's basically a person that used to be a chull.

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Unfortunately for you, I'm a fullborn and can also compound gold. As you slam into me, I grapple you. I put you in a wristlock to weaken your grip and snag the Sandwich.

I see that you all landed on Ganymede. I use Jezrien's and Ishar's honorblades to reach there from Kerberos (entering Shadesmar through perpendicularity, then Lashing) and quintuple lash while compounding Investiture, speed and mental speed to take the sandwich before you can blink. I rebuild the safe on Callisto and put the sandwich in.

 

[Born of Mist He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Unfortunately for you, I'm a fullborn and can also compound gold. As you slam into me, I grapple you. I put you in a wristlock to weaken your grip and snag the Sandwich.

Theoretically it would be like a comet hitting you which stuns you so you can't do that.

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

It was originally a chull that reached sentience from nicrosil shenanigans. 'Twas eaten by itirSp, so I stole itirSp's organs and built a body and stapled its cognitive shadow.

So it's basically a person that used to be a chull.

I see that you all landed on Ganymede. I use Jezrien's and Ishar's honorblades to reach there from Kerberos (entering Shadesmar through perpendicularity, then Lashing) and quintuple lash while compounding Investiture, speed and mental speed to take the sandwich before you can blink. I rebuild the safe on Callisto and put the sandwich in.

 

I hear the sonic boom it creates, I then compound steel, iron, and pewter, the stretch out my hand and you hit it.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

I hear the sonic boom it creates, I then compound steel, iron, and pewter, the stretch out my hand and you hit it.

But it was all a dream.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

Theoretically it would be like a comet hitting you which stuns you so you can't do that.

Ah, but I combined Gold Compounder mechanics with BftS logic, so I did

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

It was originally a chull that reached sentience from nicrosil shenanigans. 'Twas eaten by itirSp, so I stole itirSp's organs and built a body and stapled its cognitive shadow.

So it's basically a person that used to be a chull.

I see that you all landed on Ganymede. I use Jezrien's and Ishar's honorblades to reach there from Kerberos (entering Shadesmar through perpendicularity, then Lashing) and quintuple lash while compounding Investiture, speed and mental speed to take the sandwich before you can blink. I rebuild the safe on Callisto and put the sandwich in.

 

I use my Stonerunner powers to launchmyself at top speed toward Callisto, aided by a Duraluminum-fueled steelpush. I crash into it so hard the entire moon breaks apart; I then take more duraluminum and burn it alongside pewter to pry open the safe. Then, for good measure, I grab the Sandwich and give another Duraluminum-fueled steelpush from within to demolish the safe.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

On 10/19/2022 at 3:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich.
The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and boring.

The sandwich is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.
I get to be boring because uhhhhhh

 

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But it was all a dream.

Nu-uh

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Ah, but I combined Gold Compounder mechanics with BftS logic, so I did

I use my Stonerunner powers to launchmyself at top speed toward Callisto, aided by a Duraluminum-fueled steelpush. I crash into it so hard the entire moon breaks apart; I then take more duraluminum and burn it alongside pewter to pry open the safe. Then, for good measure, I grab the Sandwich and give another Duraluminum-fueled steelpush from within to demolish the safe.

You can't do that, me and Ksauce had a whole conversation over it.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Ah, but I combined Gold Compounder mechanics with BftS logic, so I did

I use my Stonerunner powers to launchmyself at top speed toward Callisto, aided by a Duraluminum-fueled steelpush. I crash into it so hard the entire moon breaks apart; I then take more duraluminum and burn it alongside pewter to pry open the safe. Then, for good measure, I grab the Sandwich and give another Duraluminum-fueled steelpush from within to demolish the safe.

But it was SIM, which is stronger than that. Strong Interaction Material. I can talk physics if you wish

2 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

 

Nu-uh

Nu-uh

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But it was SIM, which is stronger than that. Strong Interaction Material. I can talk physics if you wish

Nu-uh

*sigh*

I channel my pure rage at safes into demolishing this safe while throwing all forms of Radiance and Fullborn capability at it to blow it apart

[Born of Mist He/Him]

5 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But it was SIM, which is stronger than that. Strong Interaction Material. I can talk physics if you wish

Nu-uh

What do you mean, nu-uh

Edited August 5, 2025 by Born of Mist

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

6 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But it was SIM, which is stronger than that. Strong Interaction Material. I can talk physics if you wish

Nu-uh

Lol

Your denial was a dream

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

GHOST IS NOW HERE

[Born of Mist He/Him]

12 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But it was all a dream.

I sic the Punisher of Bad Endings on you

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

GHOST IS NOW HERE

Nu-uh

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Born of Mist said:

I sic the Punisher of Bad Endings on you

Nu-uh

yu-uh

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

yu-uh

I will him out of existence.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

GHOST IS NOW HERE

Wait

Ghost?

Not Tsohg or something?

Who are you and what have you done with Coder?

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Wait

Ghost?

Not Tsohg or something?

Who are you and what have you done with Coder?

Read back 5 pages or so

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

Read back 5 pages or so

No I mean almoat any character he makes he spells backwards—Letzerp, Eikooc, etc.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

No I mean almoat any character he makes he spells backwards—Letzerp, Eikooc, etc.

Nope he's just a ghost.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

I will him out of existence.

Ok that’s just mean

10 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Wait

Ghost?

Not Tsohg or something?

Who are you and what have you done with Coder?

Oh…

4 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

No I mean almoat any character he makes he spells backwards—Letzerp, Eikooc, etc.

No that’s just materializers

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

21 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*sigh*

I channel my pure rage at safes into demolishing this safe while throwing all forms of Radiance and Fullborn capability at it to blow it apart

SIM is stronger than that. 

Anyway.

I use your pure rage to deceive you into forgetting the sandwich. I take it and build a new safe. 

Remember, it's SIM.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

SIM is stronger than that. 

Anyway.

I use your pure rage to deceive you into forgetting the sandwich. I take it and build a new safe. 

Remember, it's SIM.

I don't have the physics knowledge to deal with this

[Born of Mist He/Him]

 

Edited August 5, 2025 by Born of Mist

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

 

What does that say? The resolution is poor.

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I don't have the physics knowledge to deal with this

There's something kind of obvious you can do that has been done before.