The Battle for the Sandwich

[Born of Mist He/Him]

6 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Are you sure about that?”

Yes.

@ChipsAHoid I would destroy entire realities to keep the sandwich out of the coalition's grubby little hands.

16 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But steelminds alone can't get you inside itirSp.

I use Quantum Tunneling to bring me the sandwich.

You stole a fake one.

Edited July 27, 2025 by Born of Mist

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Born of Mist said:

Yes.

@ChipsAHoid I would destroy entire realities to keep the sandwich out of the coalition's grubby little hands.

You stole a fake one.

Hey, my hands aren’t grubby. The maggots have something to say about being confused with grubs

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The compass was something made by @The H, for members of the Cult of the The Sandwich. It points at the Sandwich, but more importantly can never be taken or destroyed or replicated.

This was allllll

like

200 pages ago

 

I am waiting for you.

”Slow.”

I raise a hand (one of many), and a beam of not pulses towards you as I shift, then jump at you, multitudinous clones forming in my wake. They also jump at you, forming more clones.

 

I smile. “No. You do not.”

“Are you sure about that?”

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I, who had been waiting for all this to blow over, realise that it is not going to, and so send my fish with legs to sack you, allowing Bartholomew to steal the sandwich. 

My chull-turned-person, endowed with Fullborn Compounding, slide tackles all of you.

He compounds Investiture and bendalloy, so it has the power to vomit clones of itself that work like hordelings.

They all slide tackle the itirSp's and fish with legs.

2 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

Yes.

@ChipsAHoid I would destroy entire realities to keep the sandwich out of the coalition's grubby little hands.

You stole a fake one.

I stole both.

Edited July 27, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

My chull-turned-person, endowed with Fullborn Compounding, slide tackles all of you.

He compounds Investiture and bendalloy, so it has the power to vomit clones of itself that work like hordelings.

They all slide tackle the itirSp's and fish with legs.

I stole both.

I stole your liver

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

5 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

Yes.

@ChipsAHoid I would destroy entire realities to keep the sandwich out of the coalition's grubby little hands.

You stole a fake one.

“Lost soul. Perhaps you seek the Wish?”

3 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

My chull-turned-person, endowed with Fullborn Compounding, slide tackles all of you.

He compounds Investiture and bendalloy, so it has the power to vomit clones of itself that work like hordelings.

They all slide tackle the itirSp's and fish with legs.

I stole both.

They disappear.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

I return to this realm, and turn to it,

"You misunderstanding me creature, you see me as your lesser, while in reality I am your better, I seek no petty power of yours. Only to keep the sandwich from their corrupt grasp."

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I stole your liver

Well you're forgetting: Glass stole mine ages ago. I've been using yours all this time.

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Lost soul. Perhaps you seek the Wish?”

They disappear.

Who?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

26 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Well you're forgetting: Glass stole mine ages ago. I've been using yours all this time.

Who?

A new person

[The WorldHopper Taynix He/Him]

6 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

A new person

I can back secretly and command FTD to teleport the sandwich to me 

FTD is banned for 3 steals

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

24 minutes ago, ShardOfTaynix said:

I can back secretly and command FTD to teleport the sandwich to me 

FTD is banned for 3 steals

I compound steel and take it before you can blink. I put the sandwich in a Strong Interaction safe, secured across 11 dimensions and 4 Realms (Dreamscape included), and is immune to mundane teleportation. It also suppresses almost all quantum fields within it.

For context, we're on Charon, moon of Pluto. I don't know how the rest of you are breathing, but I'm just compounding cadmium.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I compound steel and take it before you can blink. I put the sandwich in a Strong Interaction safe, secured across 11 dimensions and 4 Realms (Dreamscape included), and is immune to mundane teleportation. It also suppresses almost all quantum fields within it.

For context, we're on Charon, moon of Pluto. I don't know how the rest of you are breathing, but I'm just compounding cadmium.

I don’t need to breath.

I take the Sandwich, and give it to my new Panda.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

10 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I compound steel and take it before you can blink. I put the sandwich in a Strong Interaction safe, secured across 11 dimensions and 4 Realms (Dreamscape included), and is immune to mundane teleportation. It also suppresses almost all quantum fields within it.

For context, we're on Charon, moon of Pluto. I don't know how the rest of you are breathing, but I'm just compounding cadmium.

I am made of pure Investiture, and the fish with legs don't require inhalation to maintain bodily functions. 

6 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I don’t need to breath.

I take the Sandwich, and give it to my new Panda.

One of the fish with legs offers the Panda a bamboo shoot, distracting it and allowing Bartholomew to make off with the sandwich. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

11 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I am made of pure Investiture, and the fish with legs don't require inhalation to maintain bodily functions. 

One of the fish with legs offers the Panda a bamboo shoot, distracting it and allowing Bartholomew to make off with the sandwich. 

I slay the fish with legs.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I am made of pure Investiture, and the fish with legs don't require inhalation to maintain bodily functions. 

One of the fish with legs offers the Panda a bamboo shoot, distracting it and allowing Bartholomew to make off with the sandwich. 

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I slay the fish with legs.

I take the sandwich from the corpses. I put it back in the safe, now coated with god metals and aluminum.

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

I use the surge of Illumination to sneak up on the box, being careful not to let the aluminum interfere with my lightweaving. I shave off a bit of the god metal that’s on the box, (Lerasium) and consume it to become a Mistborn. I burn pewter and tin then I grab the box and run as fast as I can. I then hop through an Elsegate that one of my contacts created. I’m now on the very top of the tallest Kredik Shaw spire.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

I use the surge of Illumination to sneak up on the box, being careful not to let the aluminum interfere with my lightweaving. I shave off a bit of the god metal that’s on the box, (Lerasium) and consume it to become a Mistborn. I burn pewter and tin then I grab the box and run as fast as I can. I then hop through an Elsegate that one of my contacts created. I’m now on the very top of the tallest Kredik Shaw spire.

But it was all a dream because it wasn't bolded

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

But it was all a dream because it wasn't bolded

WELL MAYBE UR ALL A DREAM BECAUSE U WASN’T BOLDED

I YOINK THE SANDWICH FROM WHOEVER CURRENTLY HAS IT (well, unless it’s itirSp, I don’t want trauma)

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

I yoink it back.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

26 minutes ago, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

I yoink it back.

Dude, you have to bold

On 10/19/2022 at 12:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich.
The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and boring.

The sandwich is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.
I get to be boring because uhhhhhh

Edited July 28, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

WELL MAYBE UR ALL A DREAM BECAUSE U WASN’T BOLDED

I YOINK THE SANDWICH FROM WHOEVER CURRENTLY HAS IT (well, unless it’s itirSp, I don’t want trauma)

I actually bold my words and yoink it from you.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

30 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I actually bold my words and yoink it from you.

I steal the sandwich from you, and punch you into the next galaxy over. Then I disappear.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

35 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I actually bold my words and yoink it from you.

WELL I BOLD YOU!!

4 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

I steal the sandwich from you, and punch you into the next galaxy over. Then I disappear.

I eat the galaxy he got punched into

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

I steal the sandwich from you, and punch you into the next galaxy over. Then I disappear.

Ghost takes the sandwich to the ghost realm

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Ghost takes the sandwich to the ghost realm

I'm in a different realm, he can't get to me there.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

I'm in a different realm, he can't get to me there.

ghost is everywhere