The Battle for the Sandwich

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I tell you that no one is going to realistically do that in the moment, then roundhouse kick you in the face even though I've never done it before irl.

Not another Block . . .

I technically took his position in the Cult War soooooo

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

I technically took his position in the Cult War soooooo

True.

*slap*

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Well, I use my teleporter to teleport to you.

I then offer you a pie.

I accept the pie, and smash into your face. Cue laugh track.

1 page away from 300!!!

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

True.

*slap*

ouch. that wasn't very nice. 

*smashes pie into your face and runs away*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

I accept the pie, and smash into your face. Cue laugh track.

Turns out my face was your face, and you just lied yourself.

Don’t question it, it’s canon.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Turns out my face was your face, and you just lied yourself.

Don’t question it, it’s canon.

Well, as a ginger, the pie passes through my face and hits Vyz.

@Ookla the Invyzable

Edited December 7, 2024 by Ookla the Irreplaceable

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

ouch. that wasn't very nice. 

*smashes pie into your face and runs away*

*wipes off face*

I have more souls.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*wipes off face*

I have more souls.

Really??

[Vyzkel He/Him]

While everyone is distracted, I put the Sandwich in THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH REACTOR that will release my full power if I still have it by page 300.

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Well, as a ginger, the pie passes through my face and hits Vyz.

@Ookla the Invyzable

I run away as fast as I can, now with pie smeared in my face.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Invyzable said:

While everyone is distracted, I put the Sandwich in THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH REACTOR that will release my full power if I still have it by page 300.

I run away as fast as I can, now with pie smeared in my face.

I take the Sandwich.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Invyzable said:

While everyone is distracted, I put the Sandwich in THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH REACTOR that will release my full power if I still have it by page 300.

I run away as fast as I can, now with pie smeared in my face.

I accidentally unplug THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH REACTOR and take the sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

wait Haly I liked your pfp! and the thing under your name (it made me die laughing every time) why have you done this? 

Cuz I was boooored of itttt

I might put the status baxk

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Cuz I was boooored of itttt

that's fair

I kinda wanna change my again

hmmmm lemme think

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Really??

Yeah

You want'em?

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Yeah

You want'em?

yeah!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

yeah!

*gives eight souls*

Those are all of Wrath's. I don't really want to experiment anymore.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

I accidentally unplug THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH REACTOR and take the sandwich.

Luckily, it’s battery/Sandwich powered and is strapped to my chest (which I forgot to say), I continue to run.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*gives eight souls*

Those are all of Wrath's. I don't really want to experiment anymore.

YUMMY

*eats*

can I have some ketchup with the order, ma'am?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

Luckily, it’s battery/Sandwich powered and is strapped to my chest (which I forgot to say), I continue to run.

 

Good thing I took the Sandwich a little bit ago.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

YUMMY

*eats*

can I have some ketchup with the order, ma'am?

hmm

Only since you called me ma'am. No one out west does that

*gives lots of ketchup*

Just a little bit of a difference

ALSO HE'S BLOND, NOT GINGER

*gasp*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Good thing I took the Sandwich a little bit ago.

I look down at my watch, five posts to go. I sprint towards Wrath, getting out my railgun.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

hmm

Only since you called me ma'am. No one out west does that

*gives lots of ketchup*

we gingers tend to be polite, especially after devouring souls 

(I usually do.... at least for waitresses)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

we gingers tend to be polite, especially after devouring souls 

(I usually do.... at least for waitresses)

(that's good. the world could use more of that )

Very good, very good.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

(that's good. the world could use more of that )

Very good, very good.

thank you

*bows*

Lord knows I try to stay humble

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I plug THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH REACTOR back in and take the sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

hmm

Only since you called me ma'am. No one out west does that

*gives lots of ketchup*

*in a really strange accent*
 

Weaeeall, it do be like, like, y’ukn’ow, like, maybay a, like, cultuyre thang, madame.

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

I look down at my watch, five posts to go. I sprint towards Wrath, getting out my railgun.

I wave and teleport away.

@Ookla the Pretender

As soon as you do so, itirSp starts to chase you.

Edited December 7, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer