The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

*chants* join us join us join us join us join us

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Spoiler

JOIN US

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US >:) 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

15 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US >:) 

I do the same with the knife.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

16 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I do the same with the knife.

Heyyy that's my knifey

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I eventually reach my apocalypse bunker, I hide in this and turn on maximum security. I clutch the Sandwich in my shaking hands.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I eventually reach my apocalypse bunker, I hide in this and turn on maximum security. I clutch the Sandwich in my shaking hands.

I hyper jump into your bunker laughing like a madman

"I WANT CHEEESSEEEEE"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I give you cheese

[Wierdo he/him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Hmmm… who’s in my signature? I’m on mobile.

Imma get Wierdo, tho.

@Wierdo join the cult

hehehehehhh

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Wierdo said:

hehehehehhh

hehehehehhh

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

hehehehehhh

I have returned,

but with a twist!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

22 minutes ago, Glass Glass Glass said:

hehehehehhh

I have returned,

but with a twist!

*ba dum tss*

I CHASE VYZ IN MY F-22.

I FLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE TRIPS

I CACKLE *cackle* EVILLY

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

16 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*ba dum tss*

I CHASE VYZ IN MY F-22.

I FLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE TRIPS

I CACKLE *cackle* EVILLY

The original me clones again, and the clones swarm your F-22.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I stand there very confused how they got past my lasers, sharks, laser sharks, and shark lasers.

Edited October 14, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I stand there very confused when Vyz got lasers, sharks, laser sharks, and shark lasers.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

A door-to-door salesman gave me the full package.

I revive all my stuff from my Lasers and Sharks Protection Package and send them to attack the intruders.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

A door-to-door salesman gave me the full package.

I revive all my stuff from my Lasers and Sharks Protection Package and send them to attack the intruders.

My clones clone themselves and throw their clones at your Lasers and Sharks Protection Package.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I decided to buy the Lasers and Sharks Protection Package Pllllus™ since Vyz's Lasers and Sharks Protection Package seemed pretty cool, but that was only the regular Lasers and Sharks Protection Package. The Lasers and Sharks Protection Package Pllllus™ is not just a Plus; it's a Pllllus, so it must be very effective at protecting me.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I sneeze.

I sneeze better.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

I sneeze better.

"Ew."

My F-22 blows you up.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

My F-22 blows you up.

My F-23 blows up your F-22

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"Ew."

My F-22 blows you up.

My body tears open, tentacles clawing out and grabbing all the projectiles. A large tongue reaches out and destroys the F-22, and my tentacle go back and throw the projectiles at him. Claws come out of my back, take me to you, and I sneeze even better at you.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Glass Glass Glass said:

My F-23 blows up your F-22

My F-26 blows up your F-23.

There is no higher fighter jet. Hahaha.

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

My body tears open, tentacles clawing out and grabbing all the projectiles. A large tongue reaches out and destroys the F-22, and my tentacle go back and throw the projectiles at him. Claws come out of my back, take me to you, and I sneeze even better at you.

My F-22 is indestructible. You blow up.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I run away with the Sandwich.