The Battle for the Sandwich

[The H]

Ah, but you see, witches need to take the hair by themselves, otherwise the spell won't work.

(Just lengthening the plot for no reason lol)

[PianoSavant she/her]

I sneakily steal the Sandwich when no one is looking.

Edited September 24, 2024 by PianoSavant

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Uh… do I have a sandwich? Also, I changed it to the correct thing.

[PianoSavant she/her]

Yeah sorry I only just noticed

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Well, yeah, I changed it just right after you posted (like, I changed it, and then I realized you posted)

*ties @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug for my master*

Edited September 24, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

18 minutes ago, The H said:

I'm already running for the hills, as I require a specific hair from somebody who has been inactive for a few days.

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug's hair would be best for this job.

Bruh, also I was just lurking in the background for a couple of days. I didn't even realize I haven't been posting lol.

14 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I gather my power. With an eldritch chant, i unbanish @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug. 
I slobber over her again in spite, then take some hair.

Man, you have an obsession with slobber

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Well, yeah, I changed it just right after you posted (like, I changed it, and then I realized you posted)

*ties @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug for my master*

I evade capture and steal the sandwich, then I flee to McDonald Islands and build a castle and recruit the people there into my new Sandwich Cult

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

*joins sandwich cult*
*Grows wings again*
*Goes after the Taynix*

I hold slobber very dear to me. In fact, after Berin dies, I might make a RP character named Slobber.

[The H]

5 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I evade capture and steal the sandwich, then I flee to McDonald Islands and build a castle and recruit the people there into my new Sandwich Cult

Doomslug, Doomslug, Doomslug...

This is all for the Sandwich Cult. The whole point of the spell.

I run across water to get to Doomslug and then I instantly pledge allegiance to The Sandwich and it's protection (NOT theft), and implore others to do the same.

On 9/17/2024 at 11:50 AM, The H said:

I lower my hood, then ask Doomslug if she seeks answers to the question that is the Sandwich.

(if you say yes, you are the cult's second member. If not... *cracks knuckles*)

(Origins)

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, The H said:

Doomslug, Doomslug, Doomslug...

This is all for the Sandwich Cult. The whole point of the spell.

Hum, well coulda explained all that sooner. 

Anyway, I'm still not letting you in my castle

Unless you know the password...

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Also, Sandwich cult now! I will make sure to reference @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug (if she joins)

and @The H

[The H]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Unless you know the password...

 Doomslug, Doomslug, Doompity Doo 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

GENIUS!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

10 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Also, Sandwich cult now! I will make sure to reference @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug (if she joins)

and @The H

I was the second person in the cult, not really sure who the leader is. I guess I'm co-leader??

9 minutes ago, The H said:

 Doomslug, Doomslug, Doompity Doo 

I didn't even think of that, I was thinking of something else, but I like that so much I'm letting you in anyway.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Leader is @The H…  you are coleader, I, the most important one, organized it. 
Whilst everyone is distracted, I take a blob of sand and create a second castle.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*terrified nugget screaming because i cannot do anything*

Edited September 24, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I turn Glass back into a human and help her up from the pile of nuggies.

[The H]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*terrified nugget screaming because i cannot do anything*

I transfigure you back, stealing a strand of your hair.

I then run up the castle and meet with Doomslug for the final hair.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"You ain't taking my hair till I know what's going on!!" I shout

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I turn Glass back into a human and help her up from the pile of nuggies.

"Hey, thanks!"

3 minutes ago, The H said:

I transfigure you back, stealing a strand of your hair.

I then run up the castle and meet with Doomslug for the final hair.

*sad nugget noises*

[The H]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

"You ain't taking my hair till I know what's going on!!" I shout

Okay, come close, let me tell you what's going on...

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug. It is for our Glorious Purpose.

Edited September 24, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I send my League of Sandwichiacs (Don't mind the name, it's a work in progress) to attack the potential threateners of the Sandwich. That means you, H.

Also I still don't know what's going on in this story though in real life I know

[The H]

I dodge the attacks like Gru dodged those missiles in Despicable Me. I then take a strand of Doomslug's hair, pocketing it.

On 9/19/2024 at 3:19 PM, The H said:

Of course.

I start stirring something in my cauldron. It begins to bubble. I pull out a long strand of my hair and put it into the cauldron. Now, it's just about getting five different people's hair now.

All nonchalantly, obviously.

I bring out my cauldron again, and start stirring.

Edited September 24, 2024 by The H

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I stand there confused. The H is no threat to the sandwich. They are my master.

Snarling, I realize the dilemma of all the Sandwichultists. They all want the Sandwich, but only one may have it. The Sandwichultists may plot together, but never can fight together.

I shake with this revelation. Laughing, I dart towards my betters and take the The Sandwich. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

5 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I stand there confused. The H is no threat to the sandwich. They are my master.

Snarling, I realize the dilemma of all the Sandwichultists. They all want the Sandwich, but only one may have it. The Sandwichultists may plot together, but never can fight together.

I shake with this revelation. Laughing, I dart towards my betters and take the The Sandwich. 

"Wait what. We PROTECT the sandwich, also I currently have it so no worries.

And what are you doing H"  I say all this while standing atop my tower with a bomb ready to destroy all enemies.