The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, being dressed up as one of Vyz's mole men friends, pick up the box after it falls to the ground because of Living Glass. Everyone ignores me because I am a mole men. Then I take off my costume and and go and find Jerome who is in the bottom of the Mariana trench.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I am utterly confused. My utter confusion spreads to everyone else and utterly confusifies their utter brains into utter confusion. This utterly confusingly makes me have the utter Sandwich

…I have no idea what I just wrote

[strmblsd he/him]

5 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I have pizza.

*pizza*

*gives half to strmblsd*

*nom*

Then I throw the empty pizza box at Vyz and both boxes fall to the ground.

I thank @Through The Living Glassfor the pizza.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

26 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

I am utterly confused. My utter confusion spreads to everyone else and utterly confusifies their utter brains into utter confusion. This utterly confusingly makes me have the utter Sandwich

…I have no idea what I just wrote

*Becomes utterly confused*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Too bad I'm so used to being confused that the confusion doesn't work on me! AHAHA!

While everyone else is confused, I steal the Sandwich from PianoSavant and run off to Loamnore.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I get some dwarves to hunt you down the magisidian trackers that focus on the sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I cut the Living Glass off in the King's Path well she is hallucinating and use my mesmer abilities to make her give me the sandwich. Then I walk over to the Shores of Solace.

[strmblsd he/him]

I trip through a random portal and fall directly on top of you snatching the sandwich and swapping it for a different one that looks Identical. And then I go back through the portal and go to eat a banana.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I use the Aperture Science Dual Portal Device to shoot a portal to your location, and grab the sandwich through it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use the powers of RAINBOW MAGIC to take the Sandwich and I start sprinting away(it took me three tries though).

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I, having the word "blue" in my username, make everything blue EXCEPT for the Sandwich, which I grab with a grappling hook, make everything normal again, then grapple onto the top of a skyscraper.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use my superior Spider-Man webs to catch up to you in no time and grab the sandwich as I swing away

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THWIP!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

25 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I use my superior Spider-Man webs to catch up to you in no time and grab the sandwich as I swing away

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It wasn't bolded, so it was actually all a dream...

I use my superior Spider-Man webs to catch up to you in no time and grab the sandwich as I swing away

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I shapeshift into Zeus and strike Living Glass down with some lightning bolts. Then I control the clouds to pick it up and hand it to me. I grab it and lean back in my giant golden throne.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The real Zeus returns from his "nap" and just kinda punches you into Tartarus and confiscates the sandwich. Since Hermes is pretty sympathetic to anyone, I get him to give me the sandwich and his flying sandals. I fly somewhere random. 

Jerome is also in tartarus for some reason and nobody really knows what he did but it was really bad because his punishment is that he just can't eat bananas.

Edited May 31, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[strmblsd he/him]

I try to catch you and when I do I start to eat the flying sandals and when your falling I snatch the sandwich and chuckle to myself.. then realize I'm in the air and just like in a cartoon I look at the screen with a little oh no and start falling

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Whoever hits the ground first is a rotten egg! Literally. They'll go splat.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I emerge from a rip in space time and look upon the whole situation with a look of complete and utter amused confusion. I then throw an ender pearl at strmblsd. Once I am falling as well, i snatch the sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

I grab the assassins shirt and pull him close to me grab the sandwich and push him below me so that I don't hit the ground first because I don't want to be a rotten egg.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I lash myself to the sky and pass strmblsd with a smug look on my face, then I realize I don't have the sandwich anymore and become sad...

[BlueWildRye he/him]

So, the Assasin in Red joins the Battle for the Sandwich.

I end up hitting the ground first. No description of what that looks like.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I look down in confusion at what appears to be something reality itself has censored. I run our of stormlight and begin falling again from an even greater height than before.

[strmblsd he/him]

Hit the ground about 10 feet away from him but I land on my feet so I don't splat( dont question that's definitely how it works) and I go and put back together the big splat mark of the ground because I would miss him.

Edited May 31, 2024 by strmblsd
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[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Looking at the rapidly approaching ground I whisper to myself, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can." I survive and immediately start looking around for the sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Having died and been revived twice now, I jump up and thank @strmblsd, although at the same time I swipe the sandwich from him, hop into a Porsche, and drive away at full speed.

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Death #1: Jet crash (it's a few pages back)

Death #2: Fall damage