The Battle for the Sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

The shardcat brought nothing back as it never grabbed the sandwich.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Shardcat brings sandwich to me and I run away laughing madly

[Canada Lover]

I steal the sandwich and put it in the toaster, laughing evilly, then walk away, leaving the sandwich, to be slightly toasted for whoever finally eats it. But by that time it won't feel toasty and it will be strange.

[Immortal Platypus]

The sandwich cannot be ruined, so I'm ok with my slightly toasted sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail is fully aware that toasted sandwiches are better than regular ones, and so it carefully slimes its way into the toaster and grabs the sandwich.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said:

The snail is fully aware that toasted sandwiches are better than regular ones, and so it carefully slimes its way into the toaster and grabs the sandwich.

I grab the sandwitch

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A mouse appears and screams. Its soul purpose is to stand there and scream at the conundrum of Believer stealing from herself and double posting. 

This is a joke  (and to everyone who sees this after ookla season it's witisthebest and Edema rue with very very similar usernames just wit has the greek k in his name.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail sits upon the mouse's head.

Actually, Wit doesn't have any Greek letters in his name  

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Believer said:

The snail sits upon the mouse's head.

Actually, Wit doesn't have any Greek letters in his name  

The mouse still screamed but smiled at the snail.

...What? But that's how I summon him or what ever that alphabet is called.

[Edema Rue she/her]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Raveness said:

The mouse still screamed but smiled at the snail.

...What? But that's how I summon him or what ever that alphabet is called.

The snail, concerned, smiled back.

… @OokIa the Believer

Nope no Greek?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The mouse still screamed?

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

31 minutes ago, Ookla the Raveness said:

The mouse still screamed?

9 hours ago, Ookla the Raveness said:

A mouse appears and screams. Its soul purpose is to stand there and scream at the conundrum of Believer stealing from herself and double posting. 

This is a joke  (and to everyone who sees this after ookla season it's witisthebest and Edema rue with very very similar usernames just wit has the greek k in his name.

Heheh…

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The mouse still screamed

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail stole the sandwich from...other me (kill your double, everyone).

[Lord Spirit he/him]

The Sand Wizard buries the Snail in sand and takes the sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Raveness said:

The mouse still screamed

It's a capital i instead of an l

I wonder when they're gonna realize I took the sandwich out of the toaster before the snail, so they've all been fighting over a fake.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I tap Platypus on the shoulder and vanish as they turn around. Little did they know, I appeared behind them and snatched the Sandwich from their grasp! I cackle deviously as I sink down into the floor, the Sandwich in my possession.

[Immortal Platypus]

17 minutes ago, Ookla the Categorized said:

I tap Platypus on the shoulder and vanish as they turn around. Little did they know, I appeared behind them and snatched the Sandwich from their grasp! I cackle deviously as I sink down into the floor, the Sandwich in my possession.

Briefly wondering who Platypus is, I turn, then realize that that is me! I changed my name, but it's still me! Fortunately, the sandwich hits the floor and you sink into the floor without the sandwich. I take it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

In other words, I take it.

[Immortal Platypus]

In slightly different words, I take it.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

In the exact same words, I take it.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

In the exact opposite words, I take it.

[Immortal Platypus]

Using no words, I now have the sandwich.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Using tiny words, I take the sandwich back.

[Immortal Platypus]

NO WORDS! ME HAVE SANDWICH!