Ask Haly anything (if you really want to know)

[Cinnamon]

2 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Twice, I think. Maybe three times. And then twice on accident. But hey! It’s fun! And also I’m insane! Yay!

I counted four

original -> orange dragon

orange dragon -> blue dragon

blue dragon -> original

original -> current

[Ranryu she/her]

I have a list of good questions... I can't take credit for inventing all of them though. Maybe like the last four.

1. What do you think your pet named you?

2.  If you could eat a planet, which one would you consume and why?

3. Have you ever rode a horse into spaghetti?

4. Would you rather push your brand new car off a cliff or work in a ventriloquist dummy factory for ten years?

5. Would you shave your head for $5?

6. If you could forget how to do one thing, what would you forget?

7. Would you rather be shipped to Wisconsin in a FedEx truck or be forced to ride a cow to school every day?

8. Would you be willing to participate in a pool noodle fight to the death and why?

9. How many kindergartners do you think you could take in a fight? Why?

10. Would you enjoy being tied to the blade of a windmill for an hour? Why?

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1. Clementine, of course <3

2. Pluto. To put it out of its misery.

3. Of COYRSE. In my dreams, but it still counts!

4. Car—>cliff. I would never ever ever indenture myself like such.

5. Nope. Never in a billion years.

6. I’d forget how to socialize and I’d drive everyone crazy. But my online would still be fine, so y’all wouldn’t see a change.

7. No school if I’m in Wisconsin…

8. Eeeeh no, I’m not ready to die or kill. Ask again next year.

9. All of them. Cuz it’s fun to be cocky.

10. Well, yes. At first. I’d get tired of it though. 

 

[Cinnamon]

Have you ever dreamed about swimming in a pool of jelly?

Do you wear spectacles?

What is the most fun school subject you are doing?

What do you believe happens after death?

If I gave you $2 would you eat a worm?

what is your favorite kitchen utensil?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Nope. 

I do, when I’m not wearing contacts.

Eeeee… Spanish. We have a hard teacher, but he’s fun.

Our spirit goes to the spirit world and waits to be judged. It’ll go to one of the three kingdoms of glory—Telestial, Terrestrial, or Celestial (the highest one). Or Outer Darkness for the truly bad.

Yup. Probably.

Da big knives. They’re fun to cut apples with  

[Guest]

Hey! 

I haven't really interacted with you much and I want to change that so...here goes! 

1. What's your Hogwarts house? (If you like Harry Potter, that is. Mine is Slytherin!) 

2. What's your username mean?

3. Do you like cold climates? 

4. Do you like popcorn? 

5. Classical literature, pop fiction or literary fiction? 

6. Dark or light fantasy? 

7. Have you read six of crows by Leigh Bardugo?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 hours ago, Elf said:

Hey! 

I haven't really interacted with you much and I want to change that so...here goes! 

1. What's your Hogwarts house? (If you like Harry Potter, that is. Mine is Slytherin!) 

2. What's your username mean?

3. Do you like cold climates? 

4. Do you like popcorn? 

5. Classical literature, pop fiction or literary fiction? 

6. Dark or light fantasy? 

7. Have you read six of crows by Leigh Bardugo?

1. Last I took the test, it was Gryffindor. Maybe Ravenclaw. Imma go take it again cuz it’s fun.

2. I’m a girl. And a Halcyon is 1) a species of bird 2) a mythica bird 3) the word I adopted for my author name. My full author name is Katherine L. Halcyon. Now I just have to publish something!

3. Yes, yes I do. Very very much.

4. YES. MANY MANY MANY. Homemade with salted butter is the best, but microwave popcorn gets pretty good too. I wanna try marshmallow flavored sometime.

5. Literary fiction for sure. Man, I hope I’m good at writing it. 

6. Probably light. Depends, really. I’m not sure exactly what they are… I just googled them. So.

7. Nope. I will add that to my ‘to read’ list!

[Channelknight Fadran]

If you’ve thought of one, what would the absolute epitome of authorship be to you? That is, if one event could define and culminate you as a successful author, what would it be?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

If you’ve thought of one, what would the absolute epitome of authorship be to you? That is, if one event could define and culminate you as a successful author, what would it be?

Getting a heartfelt letter from a fan  

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

@Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff

How many chicken would it take to kill an elephant?

[Ranryu she/her]

If your brain was a room, what would it look like?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

On 12/14/2022 at 3:02 PM, InfiniteInsanity said:

@Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff

How many chicken would it take to kill an elephant?

Enough to drown in.

Exactly 30,00Q mixed with UVsquared.

On 12/15/2022 at 8:25 AM, Ookla the Obstinate said:

If your brain was a room, what would it look like?

A tower with stairs made of crystal and shattering and I shattering and full of random junk and movies play on the walls and when I’m sad the light dims and turns melancholy and anyone who goes in there goes insane from the sheer force of me

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

How do you feel about the concept of rocket-propelled chimpanzees armed with steel baseball bats?

[Channelknight Fadran]

Out of all the Sharders here, who would be your first choice to marry (for tax benefits, ofc)

[AonEne he/him]

Hi there! What is the ideal pumpkin? 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

19 hours ago, Sequence said:

How do you feel about the concept of rocket-propelled chimpanzees armed with steel baseball bats?

I feel like this would be an innovation to last for centuries. If the rocket fuel was petroleum in a special form, then it would last for a long time. Take away he right wing, and it would go around in circles. The chimpanzees would love it, and it would solve chronic stupidity!

6 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Out of all the Sharders here, who would be your first choice to marry (for tax benefits, ofc)

All of them! 

And yet… none

6 hours ago, AonEne said:

Hi there! What is the ideal pumpkin? 

The red and purple one with mottled black fingers.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

What is the answer to this question?

Is the answer to this question no?

Have you seen Inception, Interstellar, Tenet, Arrival, and/or Dune, and if so, what is your opinion on them?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

12 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

What is the answer to this question?

Is the answer to this question no?

Have you seen Inception, Interstellar, Tenet, Arrival, and/or Dune, and if so, what is your opinion on them?

1. Sennight and three zigaquarks.

2. Why don’t we get the crowd to answer this one? @Ranryu?

3. Nope. None. I liked the explosions, though.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

3. Nope. None. I liked the explosions, though.

This explosions?

(Technically spoilers for Tenet)

Spoiler

 

[Ranryu she/her]

15 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Why don’t we get the crowd to answer this one? @Ranryu?

The answer is that this question does not have enough context, so I declare it a non-question paradoxical statement.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ranryu said:

The answer is that this question does not have enough context, so I declare it a non-question paradoxical statement.

I knew I could count on you.  

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

If you could be proficient in any weapon, fantastical or real. What weapon would it be?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

If you could be proficient in any weapon, fantastical or real. What weapon would it be?

A morningknife (essentially a knife on a very long chain). They’re very difficult to control and I think they’re cool. So that’s my choice.

[Wittles he/him]

Have you played any zelda games?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Witless of Shinovar said:

Have you played any zelda games?

Nope. My mom is rather opposed to video games. We have a Wii, but haven’t played on it for ages. I wish, though—I’ve heard a lot about them (Zelda games) and open world is the best. *sadness*