Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Fortunately, they found cat companions.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, these cat companions were not Therapy Cats, and so could not do anything other than be normal cats.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Fortunately, that was good enough.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Unfortunately, the shades killed their cat companions.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, they all had plenty of totems of undying.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Unfortunately, the cats hadn't had the totems equipped.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, they still had nine lives.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, the cats were furious at being killed by shades, and so murdered them in revenge,

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, this made the OG Kelsier happy, as he was now the only Kelsier around.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, he was dead.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, he was still a cognitive shadow.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, this meant that Sazed could make fun of him and there was nothing that he could do.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, Kelsier had a shard killing weapon.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, he killed the wrong shard.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, this destroyed the shard killing weapon. (it was a on-time use)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Unfortunately, this knife that you see before you was hungry for blood.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, it only wanted the blood of True Murderers, and so all of those fiends were executed, bringing peace to the world once more.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, even more fiends appeared, disgusted at this mass culling of True Murderers. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, the fiends decided to talk reasonably.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, they did not have patience.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, the knife had a gun, which as also thirsty for fiendish blood.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, the knife couldn't use the gun.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, nobody knew that, and so all the fiendish fiends of fiendland allowed themselves to be captured and be locked up for the rest of the century.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, all the fiendish fiends of fiendland had Cadmium.

[Cinnamon]

Fortunately, none of the fiendishly fiendish fiends could burn Cadmium