Fortunately, Unfortunately

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, this locked the missiles.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, this reset everything.

[Quivil]

Fortunately, this made Dalinar and all the nuclear war casualties come back to life.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, this was the Blackthorn who came back.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Fortunately, the Thrill was doing other stuff at the moment. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, this made Dalinar depressed.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, the Heart of the Revel filled in.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, there was a guacamole shortage at Urithiru.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, there was plenty of salsa.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, they were alergic to Tomatoes.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, there was a shipment of guacamole from Scadrial scheduled to arrive via oathgate.

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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, the cosmere really hated them and the guacamole was soulcast into water.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, that water allowed millions of homeless people to survive for a while.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, the water was toxic

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, they had the cure.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, they seemed to have misplaced it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, they soulcast the cure.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, they only had one soulcaster.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Fortunately, this Soulcaster was Radiant.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, the soulcaster was Jasnah.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, Jasnah could soulcast without the limitations of the soulcaster fabrial.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, Jasnah was dead now.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Fortunately, there was a toad who could give her a proper burial.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, the toad succumbed to frostbite.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Fortunately, the frostbite learned to freeze the frog as a big sapphire.