Worst thing to do

[Lament on the Wind she/her]

Put a hot cup of coffee(or any liquid/food) on top of it.

When you walk out of a shop singing at the top of your lungs.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Since I can't see very well, let me light a match and hold it close to the pages!

When you finish watching a long TV/book series and you are sad.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Go walk into the nearby library

When you are learning Calculus.

[Lament on the Wind she/her]

Try and make a drawing out of all those lines.

Whan you are baking bread.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Throw it in the sink to give it that *nice* moisture

When you buy ice cream

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

“Is that a penny? Let me bend down and pick it up.”

When you go ice skating.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Install heating pads on the bottom of the skates.

When a tiny ball of concentrated matter lands in your house.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Build a lab around it and turn it into a black hole if it isn't one already (Sorry, Bookwyrm, if you see this... I know that's not how it works)

When your friend tells you a secret

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Anounce it over the school intercom.

When you are hiding from your parents.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Start playing the loudest song you know on your drumset.

When you invite your friends over.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Lock them inside your room.

When you learn a new language 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Intentionally insult people, while acting like you are accidentally mixing up words.

When you are falling into the sea.

Edited August 27, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Do a belly flop.

When you are on your computer.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Lemme try to fix it on my own  @Shining Silhouette

When you’re playing piano. 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Embrace your inner three year old and bang on the keys

When you make a new friend

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Immediately spill all their secrets. 

Spoiler

A couple years ago my family got this game based off of Cards against Humanity. It was Kids against Maturity. One of the cards was “Getting your crush announced on the school’s PTA.” Ah, memories.

When you’re in the woods. 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Start screaming the entire soundtrack of "Into the Woods" offkey

When you're an older sibling

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kill the brats so they don't usurp your power.

When you're wearing a badass new longcoat

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Go roll in the street and get hit by atleast twenty cars.

When you're in a duel.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Your armor makes you really sweaty so you decide to take it off. 

When playing SE.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

*sends screenshots to everyone playing of the GMPM*

When losing in SE

[Robin Sedai she/her]

*blames teammates and throws a hissy fit*

When asking someone to be your Shardbuddy

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Proceeds to insult them and everything they've ever stood for

When accepting someone to be your Shardbuddy

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Ask them if they ship Jasnahoid one too many times. 

Spoiler

I might be guilty of this.

When turning on the lights. 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Run upstairs as fast as you can.

This reminds me of a meme I saw

Spoiler

One time in my childhood I *swear* I heard steps on my basement stairs....then I went to go check and my bedroom door slammed shut behind me....scariest moment of my life

When you can't sleep