Writing game

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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The misinformed painter was of course Leonardo da Vinci

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

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Leonardo had had much misfortune, first his father and now his wife.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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This misfortune was so terrible that any that he loved would die.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

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remarkably, Leanardo's barber was the one who died next.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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She had been quite beautiful, in his eyes.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

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of course, in others eyes she had looked like a cross between a cow and a horse, which was why Leanardo liked her.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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He had very strange tastes, he even liked his food to taste like dog food.

 

[NameIess]

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He also had a hankering for eating socks.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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A writer called over a authority to ask if hankering was legal.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

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it was, of course, not legal. hankering had been illegal since the year 104782935982365

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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But the year was 192718943 not 104782935982365 quite yet.

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

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This meant that a certain person named Stephen had to wait for his pastries.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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This wait was destroying him on the inside.

 

[Friendly Cremling she/her]

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He wondered where his employers were; they should have been here hours ago.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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His employers were tied up with legal affairs with Eof, the ultimate foe.

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

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Eof was a despicable man, a lawyer devious beyond description.

 

Edited July 2, 2022 by Shining Silhouette

[dannnex male]

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But what exactly made Eof so despicable? Well, he enjoyed drowning puppies in his free time, he was a huge proponent of genocide, and he poured his milk before his cereal. 

also @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood i think it kinda defeats the purpose of the game if you post after every other person....since then you're just reading every single post...and then this just becomes TLT....

but this isnt my thread so you do you i guess

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I don't look at every single post until that story is done. I don't even remember what I posted last.

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Pouring milk before cereal was worse then the genocide.

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

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Except it totally wasn't, because genocide is an unspeakably evil act

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

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"Genocide is evil." Said a random person. "But there is something that itches at my mind that is worse, though I know not what it is."

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

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the thing that itched their mind was, of course, Fitz vs Keefe.

 

[Luckspren she/her]

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Of course, the choice was fairly obvious.

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

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It was chosen to explode the moon.

 

[Rune he/him]

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But they launched it at Earth instead

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

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It was an awful, horrible mistake. The failsafe had failed, and now everyone on Earth was preparing for a dramatic attack