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[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

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Except that nobody ever took him seriously on account of him being a violent shade of violet.

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

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So he became chartreuse instead.

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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But that was an ugly color, so he decided fuschia was the way to go.

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

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Then he turned his attention to the problem of his ram horns.

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

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He liked his ram horns, they just weren't big enough. So he made each the size of his head.

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

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But this caused him to have trouble balancing, so he decided to go with antlers instead.

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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"Doe," he realized. "D'oh."

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

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“Finally!” She said. “No one ever gets my name right!

 

[Shadowed they/them]

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“How did you know my name, anyway? Are you some creepy stalker or something?”

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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“No. It says it on your mailbox.”

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

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"But my mailbox was destroyed by the Great Grater!"