Ask of Your LORD - F A D R A N

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, Enter a username said:

...wat

Down with all revolutions! I declare a revolution against all revolutions!

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

21 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Would you like to join my hyperrevolution? If it succeeds, the revolution will become a new branch of Fadran's military.

I usually work alone, but sure. I can't really afford to be killed, Fadran needs a Queen. His job is quite stressful.

[Enter a username]

25 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Down with all revolutions! I declare a revolution against all revolutions!

Well, that’s the first time I’ve seen an omnihyperrevolution.

24 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

I usually work alone, but sure. I can't really afford to be killed, Fadran needs a Queen. His job is quite stressful.

My thanks. I’ll We’ll assign to you the only best guards I we have.

[Channelknight Fadran]

I declare a Department of Revolution Maintenance, complete with an Office of Onomastics (keeping track of names).

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I just have problems with those who annoint themselves leader so if the council had consisted of the whole shard then it would have been better.

[Channelknight Fadran]

If there was a council, then I'd scarcely be your Lord, don't you think?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

That statement is incorrect.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Also, Fadran, didn't you win some supreme leader election or something awhile back?

And even if not, @The Wandering Wizard, who the heck would win an election over Fadran? There's very few people as active and as popular as him.

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

9 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

Also, Fadran, didn't you win some supreme leader election or something awhile back?

And even if not, @The Wandering Wizard, who the heck would win an election over Fadran? There's very few people as active and as popular as him.

 

The point is having an election, and @AonEne would give him a run for his money.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

12 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

Also, Fadran, didn't you win some supreme leader election or something awhile back?

And even if not, @The Wandering Wizard, who the heck would win an election over Fadran? There's very few people as active and as popular as him.

 

Let's face it, Queen: you're biased in favor of Fadran. And it makes sense! He is a great guy, and I see no reason to oppose him.

Plus, all this talk of revolution reminded me of something funny I read once: in a book my great-grandfather wrote about a Jewish boy in the USSR, people were accused of being "counter-revolution". I find it funny because... They're in control for thirty years, and still consider themselves to be a revolution. They're not the rightful rulers, and never will be.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Convince me why I should support Fadran without any threats and I will pay tribute.

[Guest]

What if i kill you and take your place?

[Quivil]

3 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Convince me why I should support Fadran without any threats and I will pay tribute.

Because Fadran is awesome. Clearly.

[Channelknight Fadran]

3 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Convince me why I should support Fadran without any threats and I will pay tribute.

Because I'm a nice guy.

1 hour ago, Elf said:

What if i kill you and take your place?

That would be impolite. Please do not do that.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

13 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Because I'm a nice guy.

There are other people on the shard that are just as nice so why should I give you my loyalty over them?

[Channelknight Fadran]

Because none of them are the Lord of the Shard.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Very well, will you accept one board game every two weeks as acceptable tribute.

Are you going to tag people when their tribute is due?

[Channelknight Fadran]

One board game... every two weeks?

Dang. Heck yeah, I accept!

As for tribute... I guess I'll just make a post. Tagging everyone seems like too much of a hassle.

[Guest]

23 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

That would be impolite. Please do not do that.

Allrighty. 

gets out knife

Edited June 8, 2022 by Elf

[Trutharchivist he/him]

One board game... A different board game every two weeks? Or play a board game with Fadran every two weeks?

Also, can the tribute come in questions? I think I'm rather good at producing those sometimes.

Edited June 8, 2022 by Trutharchivist
Games like that were, indeed, meant for when you're bored, but they aren't bored in and off themselves.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Giving them to him here/recommendations for real life.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

7 hours ago, Trutharchivist said:

Let's face it, Queen: you're biased in favor of Fadran. And it makes sense! He is a great guy, and I see no reason to oppose him.

I fell for him because of how awesome he is

I wouldn't have fallen for him if he wasn't the best person I know. 

It's not necessarily a bias if it has a valid reason. 

[Enter a username]

@Nameless The trebuchets, catapults, and intercontinental haggistic missiles are built and ready to be loaded with all that haggis you have.

Edited June 9, 2022 by Enter a username
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[NameIess]

7 hours ago, Enter a username said:

@Nameless The trebuchets, catapults, and intercontinental haggistic missiles are built and ready to be loaded with all that haggis you have.

Great! I've delivered the haggis to the location you requested, and told some of my buddies they can dispose of their haggis there.

[Enter a username]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Great! I've delivered the haggis to the location you requested, and told some of my buddies they can dispose of their haggis there.

Perfect. It should take about 1-2 dump trucks of haggis ti load the catapults, about 2-3 to load the trebuchets, and around 5 to load the missiles.