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1 minute ago, Sequence said:

The PRESENCwill take you all someday... JUST YOU WAIT

*goes into hiding colorfully*

Dear Sequence,

We regret to inform you that due to section-wide budget cuts, your position is being terminated, effective immediately. Please clear out your cubical before the end of the day (being sure to leave all corporate materials). We wish you well in your future endeavors

Sincerely,
Dannnnnnex, Head of Internal Affairs and also everything else cuz i'm just the boss

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8 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

No more hope. DIE HOPE! I mean… uh… good luck hope! I am slightly sympathetic towards the colors’ cause, but I have decided that greyscale is the best way.

Congratulations! You receive 1 [free Bronze Package Corporation Dental Insurance], free of charge!

 Yours truly, [Corporation]

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14 hours ago, Experience said:

I am sorry @Dannnex to inform you that I am going to have to resign, as I have more pressing duties in another company.

Best wishes.

Exp.

I regret to inform you that our company's non-compete policy does not allow this. Please return to your former position or face the legal repercussions. (Up to 78 years jail time and a 1.07$ fine)

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7 minutes ago, Dannnex said:

I regret to inform you that our company's non-compete policy does not allow this. Please return to your former position or face the legal repercussions. (Up to 78 years jail time and a 1.07$ fine)

I never signed anything

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