Colorful Signatures Guild

[dannnex male]

Just now, Experience said:

@Dannnex what if we call on Ene to join our takeover and hide their posts xD

mmmmmmyes

except i think ene likes colors so that could backfire

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

1 minute ago, Dannnex said:

mmm yeah that'd work

we need someone to clean up all these gross colors

*presses "ignore user" button*

Edit: @AonEne please settle this for us

Edited February 2, 2022 by Szeth_Pancakes

[dannnex male]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

We are not ruled by a ruler. We are ruled by a PRESENCE. It will cast you down from your false throne if you do not adhere to the color.

i had to let the PRESENCE go due to budget cuts and also the fact that i didnt like them

Edited February 2, 2022 by Dannnex

[Szeth's Facepalm]

I SUMMON THE POWER VESTED IN ME AS FACEPALM, LORD  OF COLOR, AND BAN YOU FROM THIS PLACE! *brutally murders dannex and experiance*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

These are dark days indeed. Those who cast out the color are frightening.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*brutally murders experience*

[dannnex male]

Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said:

I SUMMON THE POWER VESTED IN ME AS FACEPALM, LORD  OF COLOR, AND BAN YOU FROM THIS PLACE! *brutally murders dannex and experiance*

sorry bud, murder is expressly banned in the workplace, didn't you see our inspirational posters?

get back to your cubical and start synergizing!

[Experience he/him]

1 minute ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

I SUMMON THE POWER VESTED IN ME AS FACEPALM, LORD  OF COLOR, AND BAN YOU FROM THIS PLACE! *brutally murders dannex and experiance*

Poor experiance, wonder who that is.

Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said:

*brutally murders experience*

*points meaninfully at inspirational posters*

[Szeth's Facepalm]

*SCREAMS IN RAGE AND CONTINUES THE BRUTAL MURDERING*

Edited February 2, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Experience he/him]

@Dannnex I'm pretty sure they are breaking their own rules, as using only one color is not colorful. Am I right or am I right?

[dannnex male]

Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said:

*SCREAMS IN RAGE AND CONTINUES THE BRUTAL MURDERING*

hey, you're getting there! at least it's monotone now, one color is definitely better than 2!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

*grumbles darkly* you guys are lucky i have to go practice my cello now, otherwise i would keep this going for a long time

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*Calls upon the mighty PRESENCE to destroy Dannex and his rebels.*

[dannnex male]

Just now, Experience said:

@Dannnex I'm pretty sure they are breaking their own rules, as using only one color is not colorful. Am I right or am I right?

you are definitely right Mr. VP

it seems they are slowly coming to their senses

Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said:

*grumbles darkly* you guys are lucky i have to go practice my cello now, otherwise i would keep this going for a long time

even better! it's almost just black! i am so proud of this community.

[Experience he/him]

Just now, Sequence said:

*Calls upon the mighty PRESENCE to destroy Dannex and his rebels.*

I'm sorry, but fired personel are no longer allowed on the premesis. 

Edited February 2, 2022 by Experience

[dannnex male]

Just now, Sequence said:

*Calls upon the mighty PRESENCE to destroy Dannex and his rebels.*

the mighty PRESENCE had to file for bankruptcy last week after i fired him

[Experience he/him]

Just now, Dannnex said:

the mighty PRESENCE had to file for bankruptcy last week after i fired him

Oh I hadn't heard about this *cough cough* un *cough cough* fortunate news.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The PRESENCE is disgusted by your insolence.

Edited February 2, 2022 by Sequence

[Experience he/him]

2 minutes ago, Sequence said:

The PRESENCE is disgusted by your insolence.

The Presence is broke.

[dannnex male]

3 minutes ago, Sequence said:

The PRESENCE is disgusted by your insolence.

That's rich, coming from him. Especially because he isn't.

[Experience he/him]

Ah, that's much better.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Guess what? I'm a traitor.

[Experience he/him]

Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Guess what? I'm a traitor.

At least you're a traitor with good teeth. 

[dannnex male]

@Szeth's Facepalm and @Sequence thank you for preemptively following our new corporate policy of removing all colors from your profile picture as to allow for better focus to maximize our returns on our investments and allowing us to better synergize with our customer base.

now all you need to do is get out of that pesky habit of coloring your words and we'll be all good here!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

If you come to our side, you get dental insurance! If you unionize, you die. Just say no to unions, folks! It's for your own good!