ostrichofevil Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 It has come to my attention that the other Denizens' and my creation, sale, and use of Hemalurgic cookies has upset many people, including the Anti-Bakery, Light Alley, and Mediocrely Lit Alleys. Also, I believe that we (the Dark Alley) need to broaden our horizons. For those reasons, I am starting the Non-Hemalurgic Research Division (NHRD) of the Dark Alley, which will specialize in, well, non-Hemalurgic Research. We will no longer just bake cookies; we will rise up and bake Metalmind Muffins, Stormlight Soufflé, and other tasty Investiture delights! Since this is a sub-group of the Dark Alley, all NHRD members must be Dark Alley members. (Which means that if you want to join, ask in the main DA thread.) However, non Dark Alley members may also help out with our Research, and need not fear spontaneous use of Cookies. In fact, we will limit ourselves to ethical Research in this thread, so morality advocates are welcome. Member List: Ostrichofevil - Maleril Ostrir Chalev Tekel - Head Non-Metallic/non-Hemalurgic Researcher, and lowly Denizen of the Dark Alley. Morzathoth - Biochroma Specialist Screwloose - Research Assistant IrulelikeSTIK - Research Assistant Kipper - Resident Forger Glossary: Feruchemical Unit (FU) - The NHRD's unit of Feruchemical charge. One FU is the amount of Feruchemy needed to double a quality for one minute. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bakery Here you can find information on our bakery. You may order items from the menu on this thread. We also take custom orders, which will probably be added to the menu. Menu: Metalmind Muffins - (57.34 + 24i) per 2400 Stormlight Souffle -10.95 BioChromatic Breath-mint- 1.8 cents per Breath-mint BioChromatic Brioche - 40.25 Allomantic Aioli - 0x3.243F6 per pound Metalmind Mints - 1.23 per .2 FU mint Compounding Cake - 423.45 Investiture Ice Cream - 2.37 + 2.57i for one scoop. Sygaldry Sorbet - Five talents Sympathy Soup - Twelve talents Forgery Frappe - Four pounds of soulstone True Source Tiramisu - 8.12 Payment Methods: Cash Filled Metalminds Credit/Debit Investiture Shardblades Bitcoin Your Eternal Soul Upvotes Note that upvotes are the preferred method of payment. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Note: This sub-group is approved by Voidus, effective leader of the Dark Alley, and is an official division of the Alley. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 As Eldritch Horror of Research of general Investiture I figure this is where I belong. Lets begin with Biochroma! Also if anyone has any interests in the magic on Sel (which I really dont) that would be great. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted September 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 I'll add you Morzathoth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) Oh, other investiture delights, eh? Wonderful! I'll have a double feruchemy/stormlight cake, please! And a BioChromatic Breathmint on the side, please! Edited September 24, 2015 by ChullRider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Oh, other investiture delights, eh? Wonderful! I'll have a double feruchemy/stormlight cake, please! And a BioChromatic Breathmint on the side, please! Coming right up. In your cake, would you like Chocolate (Copper), Vanilla (Steel), or another flavor? And how many Breaths would you like in your Breathmint? Also, would you like to join as a Research Helper? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I'm going to join this as the resident Forger. I'll also share my favorite recipe for BioChromatic Brioche. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Non-Hemalurgic research? I'm not sure I quite understand, but I'll trust you lot to carry on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I'm going to join this as the resident Forger. I'll also share my favorite recipe for BioChromatic Brioche. You have been added. Non-Hemalurgic research? I'm not sure I quite understand, but I'll trust you lot to carry on. Will a taste of Allomantic Aioli help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Coming right up. In your cake, would you like Chocolate (Copper), Vanilla (Steel), or another flavor? And how many Breaths would you like in your Breathmint? Also, would you like to join as a Research Helper? Hmm.... Let's see. Copper seems good, and i'd like about 500 breaths in that Breathmint, please. And as for the Research Helper offer, I'll have to consider that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted September 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Hmm.... Let's see. Copper seems good, and i'd like about 500 breaths in that Breathmint, please. Let's see… Your total is $27.75. We have several payment options including: Cash Filled Metalminds Credit/Debit Investiture Shardblades Bitcoin Your Eternal Soul 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'm rather curious how many Shardblades are required for a $27.75 purchase 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Will a taste of Allomantic Aioli help? Not if there aren't any spikes in it. But I appreciate the effort. In the mean time I'm gonna go spike some random people to see if you can spike hiccups. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Let's see… Your total is $27.75. We have several payment options including: Cash Filled Metalminds Credit/Debit Investiture Shardblades Bitcoin Your Eternal Soul Hmm... Can I pay in upvotes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted September 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm rather curious how many Shardblades are required for a $27.75 purchase Four and a half. On the other hand, it costs 23 Shardblades to make a $14.81 purchase. Hmm... Can I pay in upvotes? You may. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Can I have several hundred dozen Metalmind Muffins? I'm starting to run low on food. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted September 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Can I have several hundred dozen Metalmind Muffins? I'm starting to run low on food. Sure! That'll be $57.34 + 24i. Payment methods are listed above, and upvotes are also an accepted payment method. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STINK Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Will there be any Metalmind Mints? With the slow release of the investiture in a metalmind rather than the sudden burst of taste that one would get from a muffin? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Man. I must not have been eating the right muffins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STINK Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Well metalminds do empty quicker than they fill up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Well, CadmiumMuffins just leave you hungry for more. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STINK Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Also, I feel as though people often want something more with their food, so a StormlightSalad would do wonders for the business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 That would be good; nobody really likes salad. Everyone's happy to eat salad as long as it doesn't taste like salad. I've never heard anyone say, "I love eating lettuce!" Same goes for fish. We should make FeruFish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STINK Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 FeruFish and MetalMeat? Feruchemy gets all the best food at the moment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted September 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Will there be any Metalmind Mints? With the slow release of the investiture in a metalmind rather than the sudden burst of taste that one would get from a muffin? Good idea. It would be nice to eat a speed-mint before an athletic competition… Well metalminds do empty quicker than they fill up No they don't; it's equal. If you spend five minutes halving your weight, then you can spend five minutes doubling your weight. Well, CadmiumMuffins just leave you hungry for more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STINK Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 May I be on the research helper list? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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