alleyverse Dark Alley - Non-Hemalurgic Research Division

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Whoa whoa whoa, destroy all that is evil in the world? That sounds a little too close to something the Light Alley would say.

Remember that evil is generally a matter of perspective, and that we of the DA have frequently labeled with that harsh term. We seek to understand  science in it's entirety, not just hemalurgy. Nonhemalurgic doesn't mean you shouldn't ever do anything that could be possibly considered questionable, it simply means you carry tools other than spikes.

 

Please remember, or primary initiative is Science.

[Zathoth]

What Fate said. We are not heroes, we are scientists. We shall not pass moral judgment, we shall find out how investiture works.

 

Now, I personally only spike people who have it coming, but thats me. What my fellow denizens do is none of my business.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Whoa whoa whoa, destroy all that is evil in the world? That sounds a little too close to something the Light Alley would say.

Remember that evil is generally a matter of perspective, and that we of the DA have frequently labeled with that harsh term. We seek to understand  science in it's entirety, not just hemalurgy. Nonhemalurgic doesn't mean you shouldn't ever do anything that could be possibly considered questionable, it simply means you carry tools other than spikes.

 

Please remember, or primary initiative is Science.

 

I'm sorry; that was my vain attempt to keep Kipper interested in Science.  Apologies to my fellow denizens.

 

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Let us now conduct a new round of Science and Research!  Discuss:

• Which Investiture can be Baked into Gingerbread?
• Baking temperatures for Temerant Tart
• What is Blasphemy Bread?
• How to make a ChayShan Cookie
• Positive and negative effects of Bloodseal Bread
• Should an Awakener's Artichoke be baked, fried, smashed, assimilated, or char-broiled?

[Fatebreaker he/him]

No need to apologize, you're doing wonderful work here. Keep it up, and continue to strive for Science!

[Screwloose]

So tell me, would you fine lot of... beings accept an excellent Motivator Macaroon recipe as payment for becoming a freelancer/ research assistant? I must admit I find the idea of a Dark Alley not limited by the constraints of Hemalurgy refreshing. 

Edited November 15, 2015 by Screwloose

[ostrichofevil he/him]

So tell me, would you fine lot of... beings accept and excellent Motivator Macaroon recipe as payment for becoming a freelancer/ research assistant? I must admit I find the idea of a Dark Alley not limited by the constraints of Hemalurgy refreshing. 

 

I quiteing of can't parsings of the first part of your sentence, as I don't read High Imperial, but we will gladly accept you into the NHRD.  You don't even have to pay, as we don't charge entry fees.  Eat your Macaroons and Motivate yourself for Research!  (Give me the recipe, though)

[18th Shard he/him]

So tell me, would you fine lot of... beings accept an excellent Motivator Macaroon recipe as payment for becoming a freelancer/ research assistant? I must admit I find the idea of a Dark Alley not limited by the constraints of Hemalurgy refreshing. 

Limited by Hemalurgy? We are merely allowed to have more tools at our disposal in the Hemalurgic labs.

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

This thread died.

[ChickenPlague he/him]

Awaken to my Breath, serve my needs, live at my Command and at my word. Chitin chouta.

Now we are set for a long time.

[ChickenPlague he/him]

Oh right the command.

Chitin chouta, Write.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

This thread did not die!  It simply became inactive due to my inactivity (which is still going on, by the way).

[Guest]

This thread did not die!  It simply became inactive due to my inactivity (which is still going on, by the way).

The Dark Alley (may it denize forever) could give you all the Feruchemical Wakefulness you need.