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Sure!  That'll be $57.34 + 24i.  Payment methods are listed above, and upvotes are also an accepted payment method.

I've got... magic potatoes that do all sorts of stuff. Some explode, some open spatial portals to unknown locations, and some are just potatoes.

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May I be on the research helper list?

Yes, I'll add you.

 

I've got... magic potatoes that do all sorts of stuff. Some explode, some open spatial portals to unknown locations, and some are just potatoes.

I won't accept them as payment, but I'd like the recipe.

Posted

Yes, I'll add you.

 

I won't accept them as payment, but I'd like the recipe.

I don't have a recipe. They come from my pack. Never seem to run out. They're also the only thing I have.

Posted

I don't have a recipe. They come from my pack. Never seem to run out. They're also the only thing I have.

 

Fine.  I'll accept 4+57.2314i potatoes.

 

I could help with research, l am after all, somewhat familiar with Hemalurgy...

Okay.  If you want I'll add you, but be warned that this is the Non-Hemalurgic Research Division.  If you want to do Hemalurgy, go to the Dark Alley.

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Okay.  If you want I'll add you, but be warned that this is the Non-Hemalurgic Research Division.  If you want to do Hemalurgy, go to the Dark Alley.

Tiny phone text is not my friend when I'm not wearing my contacts... Carry on... haha (Also I just had a mental image of contacts at the end of iron spikes...)

Posted

Could you say that in regular numbers?

That is regular numbers, just that 57.2314 of those numbers are imaginary.

Posted

I don't want imaginary potatoes.  I want a complex number of potatoes.  This really isn't that hard.  First of all, give me 4 potatoes.  Then take the number -3,275.433146 and square root it.  Give me that number of potatoes.

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We also accept souls

We do?

*Checks bottom of feet*

But why would we need-

Oh right, other kind of souls. Yeah we do need those.

Posted

I don't want imaginary potatoes.  I want a complex number of potatoes.  This really isn't that hard.  First of all, give me 4 potatoes.  Then take the number -3,275.433146 and square root it.  Give me that number of potatoes.

Wait a second... that's negative 57 potatoes. Do... you owe me potatoes now or something?

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Wait a second... that's negative 57 potatoes. Do... you owe me potatoes now or something?

 

Are you telling me that the square root of negative 3,275.433146 is negative 57?  Check your math!  (or go to wolframalpha.com and enter "square root of -3275.433146")

Posted

Wait a second, I did that wrong. My bad!

 

.... You want 57 imaginary potatoes?

57 complex potatoes, so like draw some physics problems in them or something I guess? :P

Posted (edited)

That's a common side-effect of conversing with Denizens of the Alley

Here, this cookie will help

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Posted

Denizens, please, I failed math twice, dont make my head hurt even more.

 

Of course.  We'll stop right after we discuss how to find the determinant of a Muffin Matrix.

Posted

How about I just give you 58 potatoes? One extra for them not being imaginary.

Fine.  You also have to give me the real part of the price, too.

 

And a Soul to cover shipping and handling costs?

Yes, and that.

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